memes @lemmy.world The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 4w ago

True love

Relationship Memes @lemmyis.fun pseudo @jlai.lu 4w ago

True love

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That's just taking the pith
- good job.
Like a freshly shorn scrotum. Exquisite.
- Succulent, perhaps...?
  
  Like a Chinese me..GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
  
  ..never thought I'd reference that video twice in one day in COMPLETELY different contexts, let alone that it would be THAT part both times rather than the vastly superior "are you also awaiting my limp penis?"
- its breathtaking, I suggest you try it
I don't get it
- I think the idea is that the person would go through the tedious work of removing all the stringy bits from an orange on the other person's behalf.
  
  My pervert brain first saw it as a metaphor for shaving everything.
  
  But for most people that would count as "tedious work" too, so the underlying message would be the same either way.
  
  Looks like a tangerine. Still tedious, but much easier than an orange.
  
  Why would someone do that ?
  
  That's beautiful
- You either don't have kids, or they're not horribly picky eaters like mine.
  
  The stringy bits of an orange are tedious to remove. But if you ask my children, they're also poisonous and taste like death.
  
  They're pretty bitter when you're young, but your taste buds usually become less sensitive to it as you age.
- Also comes to mind: grapefruit method
  
  I can still hear her in my mind....
No, I wouldn't even for me.

I'll make 27 trips downstairs to the fridge for you

I'll work double overtime

I'll hold your hair while you're puking

Peeling oranges that well is a layer of hell best left unvisited.
You know that the white part is the most healthy? Just saying, not implying anything
- .
Marry me now.
Pith off!
tears in my eyes..

tears in my fucking eyes.
I'm the one who does that. Still available.
Pectinase'll dissolve the pith if you're a particular kind of weird, lazy nerd
- Interesting. I didn't know that's what that breed of dog is for.

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