Help. I need to pee. I'm being held hostige. Twice.

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we suffer together
This is your life now, if you move and wake them you will have committed a great crime.
- You'd think that, but I did get up, went to the toilet, got back on the couch and got claimed again by both like nothing ever happened. My kittens are sluts
  
  Oh, sure. They definitely didn't make revenge plans in your absence. There's absolutely nooo reason to look into your shoes before putting them on for the next few weeks!
Cat Jail the best kind of jail to be in.
Ever wondered why it's called a catether?
Pur the great cat parent agreement of year 0 you are obligated to ignore all bodily functions during nappy time
You have a projector but no pee tube?
I’m sorry to tell you this, but you’re peeing where you lay.
Cats are absorbent.
Assert dominance. Pee on them.

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