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Morph9 @lemmy.zip

8mo ago

Algae Rock!

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Would’ve been better if you had used a photo with an actual tree instead of a rock.
- And an actual algae instead of a great wall of China
  
  Yeah, who is this guy, anyway?
No algae ever kept me cool in the shade on a sunny day.
- Wise men ~~plant~~ bioengineer algae whose oxygen they will never breathe?
- They have for me - albeit I was swimming in an untreated lake at the time.
- Yea sure, keep bragging about your height
  
  Plankton? Is it you?
- No, but maybe we can make that happen.
I thought it was more like 70%. You're doing algae bad here.
- to be fair I am currently failing algae bruh
  
  I'm also failing algeaebra, don't worry
Sounds like we need to genetically engineer super algae.
- That is already happening iirc and being sold as another bullshit tech solution to our energy problems. Its like carbon offsets or carbon capture. Like bro just use less fossil fuels and stop destroying the existing natural carbon capture systems ffs.
  
  Something like this?
Technically speaking, trees are just structures that evolved to hold up that same algae anyway.
Well, they also have 70% of the earths surface while trees only have 30%
Rock Papa Swingers.
Trees capture more carbon though

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