Oh thanks a lot. My new year's resolution was to quit porn, after seeing the sexy strawberry pop tart lady I immeditely and violently had to go at myself whilst staring into her gorgeous sugar laden eye-tarts.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
I'm the gift that keeps on giving.
Ugh. Reddit's that way...
Some might say this is pop art
Who said you could post a pic of my custom real doll
Gr-grab her by the poptart?
Totally understandable, it's the best poptart flavor
WTF
What SCP is this?
173-99
Gotta be somebodys kink
This might be doing something for me
Punctuation still exists.
Things I was not expecting to see first thing in the morning: number 1...
