Microblog Memes @lemmy.world nifty @lemmy.world 3w ago

Egg

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egg
- Sir, this is Lemmy.
  
  Beans
  
  Jeans
  
  (portmanteau of jeans and beans)
  
  I prefer beansbeansbeans but what do I know.
- Black salt.
  
  It’s not fair, you’re baiting us
  
  (I literally just thought to myself “found the vegan” before reading your username)
- cheeze
  
  i humger HAHA
- 🤣
  
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- I need to see this with 200 upvotes.
  
  Your wish was granted.
- I love how this is the first thing I see and was well over 200 likes
I almost thought it was gonna be the same person...
- It's prudent to have a backup egg in case one breaks.
  
  What if it breaks because it collides with the backup?
- Howtobasic unmasked.
Step 1: be attractive
I wonder why she gets so many likes ( Y )
- This guy got just as many and he's not even sexy text.
  
  https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/14831208
  
  Maybe it's not the boobs afterall.
  
  Jokes on you, I do have boobs. They're invoking upvote magic even when hidden.
- Also, pornstar
  
  Is she? Hannah Jo got no results for me my friend
That's when you break up with him, he sounds unhinged and potentially dangerous
- ...or just has autism or something? Sheesh.
  
  Edit: People downvote me, but this just screams neurodivergence. I say this as someone who is significantly neurodivergent. Just because they're easily upset by things that don't upset others does not mean they are even remotely dangerous lmao. That's an insane conclusion to jump to.
- NTA, your twitter, your rules.
The chicken was first and I'm willing to die on this hill
- So, at one point the evolutionary predecesssor of the chicken must have laid a chicken egg. I respect your right to choose where you die though.
  
  Honestly, I was just joking. For me this is more like the ship of Theseus showing that there is no such thing as a first chicken or a first egg.
- Hate to be the bearer of bad news but eggs were a thing way before chickens
  
  Oh, an old earth evolutionist, I see. I know people like you
- eggs existed long before chickens
Eggg with three g's
Egg replacement
Chicken Egg

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