I just saw this in a supermarket and I am now very upset and angry at whoever thought of such a thing and you need to feel my pain.

I want a whole adult themed lunchable with vodka in the caprisun, THC in the food, and a cigarette for desert.

Can crunch's oops all cocaine crunch!

Tried it. Tastes like sunny D with alcohol in it. Wasn't bad if that is all you wanted.

That sounds like an automatic hangover.
It is bad if that's is all you want.
- It doesn't taste like that. Notice the zero sugar. It has the distinct taste of artificial sweetner ruining an otherwise awesome concept.
- As someone who can't taste the flavor in most seltzers, I can actually taste the Sunny D in this one. That being said it was just okay, after I finish this box I'll just mix my own 🤷🏻‍♀️

Good thing you didn’t see the hard Mtn Dew…

The hard mountain dews are pretty decent, but the hard monster seltzers are where it's at.
- I consider that a lot less evil. I don't like Mountain Dew, but I understand the concept of liking Mountain Dew. Sunny D is for parents who think their kids aren't getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice. It's like drinking a liquid pixie stick.
- Hard Mountain Dew is fucking disgusting. I like regular Mountain Dew, but the alcoholic ones are horrendous. I'm guessing it's because the alcoholic ones use Diet Mountain Dew which is the worst diet soft dunno on the planet. Dunno why they don't have a sugar option.

Lol - so, flavored vapes are “targeted at children” even though smoking/vaping has always been illegal for minors. BUT putting alcohol in a classic children’s drink isn’t marketing to children… BTW, I’m not against vaping or this drink, just find it funny that lawmakers seem to think that flavored products are intended for children and adults can’t possibly like them. Real adults just drink straight vodka or smoke filterless cigarettes apparently.

Screwed Driver.

The most important question now is: How many packs did you buy?

-1 million.
- I just looked up the price for a 4 pack online, one place listing them at $9.48. Now, did they at least have a very customer friendly refund policy at the store and paid you $9480000.00 back?

Finally a breakfast drink to go with my english muffins.

It's supposed to be Sunny D and rum

https://youtu.be/WnowCNrE4rk?si=Occ0Cs49XgHW4I_q

Yeah I prefer my Purple Stuff Vodka Seltzers

but for real capitalism is truly plumbing the depths of nostalgia for our generations youth.

sunny d + kahlua = tootsie roll

I'll take your word for it.

Eh, I'd try it

Idk why everyone is being such a wet blanket in here, these things are great

Sunny screwDriver

so you bought it and tried it?

No, I need to work on hating myself more first.
- Let us know your progress, m'kay? :-P (inquiring tastebugs demand to know! and no I've decided not to change that spelling!)

Nah, go for the chu-hi on the left.

Gross - why would you put seltzer in that?

We are a failed nation. This proves it

This works for every nation I can think of... that would offer this product on their shelves.

Why does only your product have the warning for 21 plus!? Is it because you are a piece of shit obviously marketing to kids.

Yeah SunnyD drinkers are getting old and have to sell them updated juice boxes.

Riot punch but worse.