HAIL SATAN
HAIL SATAN
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Do cows not match their 4 billion year chain of evolution?
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"So what about the fossil record?"
"Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith."
"No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith."
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RIP Bill Hicks
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I mean, have you read the tenets of Satanism? Pretty darn convincing. Call me a devil's advocate.
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I think you first need to pass the Satanic bar exam to call yourself a devil’s advocate
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Hail Satan!
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needs more jpeg
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Better music too
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🤘
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Ave Satanas!
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I might be missing something here but how do we know precisely what 4bil. years of random mutations looks like?
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
That's a different joke, now.
Also removes the joke of the kid having more complex thoughts.
"your joke but worse"
But now it's not a sendup of the Watchmaker's Paradox.
Thanks. It was indeed absurdly verbose. These clowns who downvote you suffer from 2 tinfoil ears.
Me? Me, specifically‽ He cared, it's so sweet ❤️