"Do they need mushing up?"

Henry Cavill would be a good Connor MacLeod, But he would be an awesome Kurgan.

Meat Hamberders hanging over an obvious net trap.

Megabongatron!

I tried. I'm new, I don't know any better!

I like the idea of magnet fishing, but it seems like you just pick up metal trash.

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And then the cravings begin...

What a terrible day to have eyes...

Well, most of them didn't get paid either...

I subbed thinking this dude has a fun science channel. But he'll let loose with some gems like "as blunt as the head of my dick" when he talks about cutting nails with his wire cutters.

Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.

"BLEH! I'm sorry, I'm already in a committed relationship. Bleh!"

That's a country song if I ever heard one. "Is my dick too long for this skirt?"

No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.

"I am not here to talk to them. You are the hand chosen by the master! Yours is the wheel of blood! Yours is the sword of Michael! "

Behold this sacred relic! It's his old samsung S5!

There can be only one!

Meatloaf.