HAIL SATAN

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Brevity is the soul of wit.
- That's a different joke, now.
  
  Also removes the joke of the kid having more complex thoughts.
- "your joke but worse"
- But now it's not a sendup of the Watchmaker's Paradox.
- Thanks. It was indeed absurdly verbose. These clowns who downvote you suffer from 2 tinfoil ears.
- Me? Me, specifically‽ He cared, it's so sweet ❤️
Do cows not match their 4 billion year chain of evolution?
- They do! But the Christian argument is that Satan tied them into his plot to trick people as well.
  
  Satan's plan sounds awesome. They won't even tell me what God's plan is. Just that he has one. Does he have a plan? Or does he just have the concept of one? 🤔
- Not the cows humanity fiddled with.
"So what about the fossil record?"

"Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith."

"No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith."
- RIP Bill Hicks
I mean, have you read the tenets of Satanism? Pretty darn convincing. Call me a devil's advocate.
- I think you first need to pass the Satanic bar exam to call yourself a devil’s advocate
Hail Satan!
- needs more jpeg
Better music too
🤘
Ave Satanas!
I might be missing something here but how do we know precisely what 4bil. years of random mutations looks like?

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