I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven't seen this post yet
I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me So you all must suffer too
My condolences.
aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.
buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.
Speaking of which
What a terrible day to have eyes...
Not this again
Not
thispiss again
Actual strawman just dropped
I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s
That's painful sounding
Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.
Oh how I wish it made beautiful
cellodouble bass sounds.Instead my sounds exactly like I'm playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.
That is a cello, it's Yo-yo Ma in the picture.
Oh, right, forgot about that dude.
I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).
And yo mom (related to urethra music).
This ain't a shitpost. It's a pisspost.
Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.
Is that where the name comes from?
Excuse me while I go bleach my eye holes.
Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You'll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!
No, no no no no!
Relevant username.
Holleerrrrinnn
*in church
