That's just the thing - women provide more challenge.
If you had been doing the same thing for hundreds of years you'd be bored of an easy solution as well.
I like the Witcher universe explanation for vampires drinking human blood:
In the books a vampire (Regis) explains that drinking human blood is just for getting high / drunk.
I like vampires in the Pratchett universe, who often see human hunting as a sport and leave religious symbols, stakes, and garlic around the castle to level the playing field. (Not to mention the black ribbon society, the vampire equivalent to AA.)
Germany reporting in: There are bushes in nearly every park in nearly every city over here where men are waiting to suck off other guys. No joke. That's the reality.
Does that make them vampires?
Depends. Do they use teeth?
That's everywhere in the world, not just Germany. Lol
This is sexist. I know at least two women who'd follow a mysterious voice, baggies and tongs in hand, hoping for more taxidermy material.
I'm dating one! The downstairs bathroom has a cabinet with dead butterflies in jars, various small animal skulls, and some bats.
Hey Ma! It's that weird fucking cat again!
I mean, true, but that is the taco Bell / burger king fastfood you won't instagram. You only highlight tjw good stuff.
Yeah, but what quality blood are you getting? Vampires hunt. They select. "hey come lookitthis afore I flush it!" is going to get you some dudes, but they're gonna taste bad.
I mean in the dracula movies he has hypnotism so seems like he can go for anything he likes.
Thrill of the hunt?
