Seems like a good knight out.
Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.
I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins... I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.
Win - Win sort of plan you have.
I see what you did there
I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I'll show her my wand of magic missile.
Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.
He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.
Pledge fealty and marry her immediately
Wife.
Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?
Clearly, I'd put on my robe and wizard hat.
Somebody call the locksmith!
Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.
raid.
Ok if you are wearing that then I'm wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.
gotta one-up her in masculinity, make sure the frills are at least twice the size of yourself, and the shoes pointy enough to inflict stab wounds.
Hope she Lays on Hands me
Fight her.
Invite her back to my place for some jousting.
What a Dame!
Drive to Constantinople, to party like it's 1204
"Lo, see ye her, all gleamin' in her plate, like some manner of queen, sittin' high in her gilded carriage, thinkin' herself bettr' than us 'cause of her fine metal and steed of silver."
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
If it wasn't the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.
Taking off that chainmail will rip half of her hair off. If that's your thing...
She should be okay if she's wearing one of those hair things underneath. I forget what they're called. It bunches up your hair like a shower cap and keeps your hair from getting in the armor
Edit: the girl here is not wearing one it seems though
It's called a coif. They also serve a critical part in terms of shock absorption.
Why would she ever take that off?
Not chain; it's knit cos
Thats a kind of a turnoff
Typically a person wears a cap of some sort under the chainmail so that hair doesn't get entangled.
Jolly cooperation is what I'd do
Too much makeup ! Deal breaker.
Definitely pretty pointy elbows
Refuse if she offers a handjob
