Extra salty

There's no way he’s good enough to work drive through. Put him on bathroom duty.

So THAT is why some of the McDonald’s bathrooms are so disgusting.
- Not my McDonald's. The worst it's ever been was like 2 weeks after I started and some tweaker literally blasted liquid shit all over the fucking walls in the handicap stall. I asked for a week off after that and they gave it to me despite not actually going past the probation period where you can start accruing PTO.
He would probably hide sensitive government docs in there.
- Donald Trump: Flushing America down the shitter, one classified document at a time!
He can't even change his own diaper.

What a terrible choice for a photo op.

If (hopefully) he loses, this image would still be out there, perfect for meme material.

Where he'll work after losing to pay off legal debts.
Wait, this is real? I just assumed it was fake because the thought of Trump actually doing any work whatsoever seems strange.

He didn't actually serve anyone right? It was just a photo shoot, right?
- The owner shut down his McDonald's for the afternoon for this. Trump declined to wash his hands, dropped a batch of fries, and "served" a few "customers" through the drive through window. So yeah, basically a photo shoot.

Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

If you hand him cash or card, he’ll steal it and say the immigrants took your money and to ask Kamala why they keep letting this happen. By the time you get your meal, Trump would’ve taken a bite out of your burger and left poop smears inside the bag.

I would throw a milkshake at him
- Yes... Made with milk. From my glove compartment.
- A white, powered "milkshake" that you can send via the mail anymore?
Well this is why they closed the restaurant first and only sent a few of his fanatics through the drive through line.
- It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.
Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

There is this nice tradition in the UK of throwing milkshakes at fascists. Just Google "Nigel farage milkshake".

Very nice work. You beat me to the punch, but I'ma ride your coat-tails and post my version here anyway!

It's nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.

This mf can't even wear an apron correctly.

It has that facemask under the nose look going doesn't it.
I mean it's covering his bitch tits; it's not his fault they sit so low.

ok i guffawed

I'm honored.

Image pulling up and not knowing he was going to do this.

It was closed for the stunt
- He still worked hard there then the White house. I say hire him McDonald's. He can be the new Ronald.
- Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?
  
  I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:
  
  car bomb.
  
  sawed off shotgun
  
  normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
  
  any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
  
  chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
  
  special mention to Novichok
  
  biologic (similar delivery.)
  
  nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)
  
  This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

So many memeable pictures from this stunt

Wait, this is a real picture?
- This is a real picture released by his own press team

I blocked "Trump" and even "Donald" (upper and lowercase) on here, and I still have to see this shit?

- F off. I just want to not see this literally shit stain. Is that too much to ask?

No way he would ask for your consent.

He's got photos of this because never in his whole fucking life has he worked, let alone a position in service or retail. I have, however... So FUCK THIS Guy. Fuck 'em. I hope he puts his fucking ignited hand in the hot oil, and tries to put it out with water.