The Enemy is strong
At the same time
The Enemy is weak
Straight out of the Fascist Guidebook For Dummies
I guess they really like losing civil wars huh? It's their "heritage" after all.
Don't forget they rigged the election... but not enough to give them any real political power.
They cheated in the election and put Biden into office but forgot to cheat enough to get full control of the House and Senate which would, in turn, give them control over the Judiciary!
D'oh!
I am going to write a sternly-worded letter to Dominion and Smartmatic about their voting machines not faking votes the right way.
Look, conservatives, I’m pretty tired of you. I’m very close to snapping my fingers in the exact way that causes you to suddenly disappear from existence, so I suggest you play nice.
Whoaaa now, you know that's still experimental. Last time we tried they started complaining about chemtrails.
Not the Legendary Wuxi finger hold! I thought we were keeping that hidden.
The truth doesn’t matter as long as everybody is outraged.
They're super
sizedsoldiers! No one can defeat the gravy seals!
Goddamn it I had the perfect gif for this... Stupid thing won't displayEdit: thanks rain_worl!
you have a link to the webpage, you probably can get a link to the gif by right clicking
fixed:
You can still share a link to that gif 🤷
Well Mister you forgot one thing, they have
the hulk.GodGOD IS BIGGER THAN THE BOOGIE MAN HE'S BIGGER THAN GODZILLA AND THE MONSTERS ON TV GOOD IS BIGGER THAN THE BOOGIE MAN AND HE'S WATCHING OUT FOR YOU AND ME
Did you just.... veggietales me? In public, all out and about like this and you pull out your veggietales like that?
Weirdly, though, he can't just snap his fingers and make Satan vanish.
I guess he's not that omnipotent.
Don't forgot our armies of illegal immigrants and drug-crazed gang members.
