Only one of these men taught high school. Coincidence, I think not
also, only one of those men hasn't had plastic surgery and doesn't pay a small fortune to maintain their fake-ass-hair, or their fake-ass-smile.
That’s the best response I’ve seen in a week.
Only one of these men spent over 20 years in the army. Coincidence? I think not...
Upvote for that smooth Incredibles reference.
That actually made me laugh out loud. Bravo!
Well, one of them is an abusive drunk, one is a cult member who has multiple ex-wives who've basically fled the marriage, and one is Tim Walz. Think I'd pick Walz.
My main takeaway is cults and alcohol abuse makes you look young.
But having a loving fulfilling life makes you oh so fuckable. 🤤
Nah, money makes you look young, but it also seems to turn a lot of people into real assholes. Tbh, though, I think people are mistaking handsome for youthful - I don't really think either of them look any younger in the face than Walz, it's just the hair.
The average cultist in d&d has more health and stats than regular commoners
Having enough money for regular treatments, enhancements and top quality plastic surgeons.
I already own a distillery. Just gotta start a cult and I will become Keanu
bonk
Superstar actors are more attractive than the general population? Next your going to tell me that a professional athletes of his age are in better shape.
Actually, I'm pretty sure professional athletes of his age would be in worse shape. Professional athletes tend to give their bodies a pretty brutal beating for years in the sprint towards pushing themselves to the absolute extreme limits of what the human body can do. This is also not healthy or natural, just on the other end of the scale from a sedentary lifestyle.
I mean, I got your point, I just felt like it was worth pointing out that athletes aren't necessarily symbols of health, especially not in the later stages of life.
What money will do to a mf
To be fair, these days Tom Cruise looks like someone wearing a Tom Cruise mask
He kind of always looked that way.
Helps having money and personal assistants. :)
Walz is only 5 years older than me, but he did hit the 60 threshhold:
That's because Waltz has worked real jobs his whole life.
Honestly, I'd rather look like Tim Walz. Looking like either of those other two sounds kind of exhausting.
Johnny Depp: “The youngest, you say?”
That clean Midwestern living really ages ya.
Politicians have their souls sucked out.
This blows my mind!
