11mo ago

Sovcit got his.

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"DOT EXEPT"
- It's because they're the exception.
  
  **exeption
- Exempt maybe?
Yeah, this checks out. They're "exept".
- Goddamn, I completely missed that.
⛳️PULL ME OVER ⛳️
- Unfortunately, a lot of times, the cops know they aren't paid enough to deal with SovCit shit, so they just let them go if they even bother to pull them over in the first place.
- I'd like to see the bodycam footage of that!
  
  “I KNOW MY RIGHTS!”
  
  I wonder what their response to a request to see a visa or green card would be, since they claim not to be US citizens.
Open an etsy shop.
Start selling fake licence plates with bullshit on them.
Profit
Yup, we got all the steps.
- Making money is much easier of you have no moral qualms about profiting off stupid and/or insane people.
- I was wondering how much these guys pay for this. We should sell bumper stickers, too. Conspiracy guys love stickers.
  
  I found a sovcit plate on Etsy for $25.
https://ludwig.guru/s/Exept
- Shouldn't it be EXEMPT, though?
  
  Idk
- What are the odds this was written by a professor of renaissance English literature, or that it was written by someone who doesn’t know how to spell correctly?
  
  I am guessing it is supposed to be exempt.
- That’s some Ye Olde Wyrlde type bullshit going on there.
  
  Its part of the sovcit magic, like noticing the gold fringe on a court flag lets you move to Go and collect 200 dollars, then on your next turn you get another 200 dollars for actually passing go.
Sometimes I wish I lacked enough scruples to get in on the sovcit merch grift.
- Why not? All you have to do is add in small fine print “This is for novelty purposes only” to the items and you should be able to claim they are joke items.
- I wish I could come up with some of this shit. I’d love to sell this; but I don’t think I’m creative enough to go that far down the rabbit holes
- I feel the same way. I even have all the necessary skills! Alas...
Jfc is this how I need to make money? Is it wrong to take money from willing stupid people?
- I approached a friend asking whether we should grift the far-right this year. The logic is that they'll spend that money anyway, so why not direct it toward ourselves. We haven't chosen to take action yet.
  
  Personally I think it's fine to do that. Better that you get that money then either some right wing person who is gonna use it to promote their horrible causes more or some right wing company gets it and does that on a bigger scale.
- In America, it's encouraged.
"The United States of America Republic" just does not roll off the tongue. We should change that name to something shorter.
- Back in the U.S.A.R
  You don't know how lucky you are
  
  That Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind
This is going to be hilarious when someone decides to take their declarations of “not a citizen” seriously.
Moving to the “finding out” phase in 3, 2, 1…
"Come and take it." Lol
- Ok. 🤷🏻‍♂️ It'll be at the impound lot.
UCC 1308 sounds like it should be the registry number of a starship. lol
- Turns out it's a magical incantation for these people.
I'd be mad if I ordered it and it said exept instead of exempt.

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