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If i ever get something stuck up my ass while trying to pleasure myself and need medical help to remove it, I will absolutely try to come up with the most convoluted and ridiculous story for how it got there. Not out of embarrasment, but just to give the ER nurses a good laugh.
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Again?
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This sign is bullshit, I accidentally put my prostate massager in my butt all the time, sometimes twice in one day.
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who tf putting a key up there?
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Where else can you store them while swimming?
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Ah the old prison wallet. Classic.
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I work in a ER and can assure you people high on meth put all sorts of crazy shit in their butt.
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I heard about a guy once, who was a POW, and his friend wanted him to keep a watch for his son so he shoved it way up there.
The reference for the younger among us.
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"Million to one shot, doc"
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It was a fusilli Jerry
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"We are discreet. But we also think it's funny."
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... that sign ... they just kept it because it seemed funny after they retrieved it from a pacient.
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Wait, why an apple?
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Relatively smooth, round and 'filling', comes with a convenient stem to hold on to that definitely won't break on extraction
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... I can only assume it's like peanut butter with dogs, but you know, for horses.
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Exactly, I don't get the appeal.
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Egg? What if it cracks?!
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Fastest salmonella in the west.
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It comes out the way it went in 😂
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What if it's fertilized?
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Scramble it.
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Missed the opportunity to put a golden watch on that picture.
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I know a medical coder that works exclusively with an ER. Oh the stories I've heard...
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Thoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident
Fun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it's way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it's a true accident, it's very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot
Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass
Million-to-one shot, doc!