A dog is not the opposite of a cat

"What is up, dog?"

Side note: the opposite of cat isn't actually dog. The opposite of cat is goldfish. A goldfish loves water, is not fluffy, doesn't exterminate every bird for sport, will never knock your favorite coffee mug off your desk, not bipolar, and I'm not allergic to them.

If dog is not the opposite of cat, then why did everyone immediately know the answer is dog? Hmm 🤔

What would be the opposite of any mammal? A carrot? A brick? A slime mold?

Does everything actually have an "opposite"?

I would phrase it as, "What is 'up' and 'dog?'" Being extra clear but ruining the joke.

tee isn't exactly the opposite of cat but I can't remember a command that only redirects screen output to a file.

What is up, tee?

edit: what's the opposite of "cd .."?

What's up dog?!

A dog will try to save your life if you're drowning. A cat will sit on your head to keep from getting wet while you're drowning.

head | tee

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What is up tac?

A better clue might be

This direction and pet combo became a common “gotcha” in the early 2000s.

What is the opposite of a cat, then?

If your answer is, "it doesn't have one," then I nominate dog.

What is up and what is png

each letter in PNG is exactly opposite the corresponding letter in CAT if the letter were equally distributed around a circle in alphabetical order.

The best answer would actually be "not much, what's up with you"

Whats

The opposite of the opposite of wrong is left.

Also the host does not ask the questions.

"What is: 'Ken you are a huge knob'?"

What is Above Bird?

what would the volumetric inverse of a cat be. The boring answer is the inside of a normal cat. But that's lame.

Upmouse

Hmmm

Up Fungus?

Who is Dee?

Does it have to be one word for both or is it two questions

What's updog?