Asking the important questions
Asking the important questions
Asking the important questions
I'd consider from the other direction. If I constantly farted all day, and I had the option of concentrating 99% of those farts into once daily solid waste deposit, I'd be quite excited about the potential of my future social life.
A good regular solid deposit is one of those very important health things that everyone takes for granted till you cant.
Good choice.
Dude for real. I never understood what the deal was with constipation, like ok, you can't poop, so don't poop, what's the problem, just wait for it. And then I hit the last month of my pregnancy and JFC alright. Alright, I get it now. At least I remember getting it for a short period of my life, and I have to constantly remind me of how unpleasant that was. Because I am blessed with the easiest bowel movements of them all. It takes me about as long to poop as it takes me to pee. The consistency is top notch. Not gonna lie, my poops are so nice I wish I could take a picture and put them on my CV as qualification.
But I won't take them for granted anymore. It can change. And I have learned to bear compassion for others.
I'm not sure if we're talking about poop or finances here, but it's true either way
GasX pretty much does this
Would you rather have one horse-sized poop or a hundred duck-sized farts?
Definitely duck-sized farts. That would probably feel amazing decompressing all that gas. And probably wouldn't kill you like the horse-sized poop. Unless you asphyxiated I suppose...
You can tell it was a kid because he said "then normal". Kids are fucking stupid.
So you fart 100 times and then fart the normal amount
hmmm, nah
signed - a lactose intolerant person who likes to have some dairy sometimes
Aren't lactase pills everywhere and really cheap?
They're not fully effective for those of us who like really really intolerant of that delicious, forbidden lactose.
i usually avoid dairy but sometimes i just have the craving to have a cheesy pizza, or a big cappuciono, i have yet to remember to buy those whenever that happens, i rarely go over board to start having stomach cramps so usually i just feel weak and fart a lot for the rest of the day
I have IBS. 100x more farts would basically turn me into a leaf blower, but the idea of not needing to poop again would be heaven.
Collaborate.
Fuck no, I love pooping. What do you think allows me to comment now?
Hey I have a version of this. Instead of pooping I can’t burp so I bust ass 10x more than the average person.
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So basically we need to figure out the functional shit:fart value so we can convert any number.
Sounds like what my almost 30 yo friends would say before an exceedingly serious conversation
If I farted 100 times more than I usually do, I’d basically be inhaling through my nose and exhaling through my ass.
Yeah I'd take 10 times maybe, but 100?? That's an ass load of farts.
Literally