Stages of grief

Fun fact, the 5 stages was developed as a general pattern for people with terminal illnesses coming to terms with their own death, not for people grieving the death of those close to them.

Also, grief doesn't happen in stages. Someone can have accepted something one day and are then upset over it the next. They haven't gone backwards, that's just how grief works.

Not sure who needs to hear this in a shitpost, but the Kübler-Ross "5 stages of grief" is pretty much discredited.

It's historically significant because Kübler-Ross was the first one to really investigate and publicize the psychology of dying. We wouldn't know what we do now without her. But one of the things we know is that the 5-stages model is wrong.

So how do we grieve?
- Bacon, ice cream, drugs.
- It's complicated, but for a lot of people, the Four Tasks are helpful.

You were laboring under the misapprehension that this is butter, fuck you it's margerine

I want to buy this brand.

I can't remember the one I saw that was the worst, it was like "you're gonna wish you bought butter" or "you'd hope for butter, but you'd be wrong"

Haha! You were laboring under the misapprehension that this is "butter"!
- Coaxed into a not butter

Unsalted margarine. Gross. Just drink canola oil straight out of the jug if your life has come to that.

We consume too much salt, which has detrimental effects. Try it a few weeks with less (not necessarily none, you need at least some) salt. You may observe that you start experiencing more interesting tastes and won't need salt as much.
- I'm not saying we shouldn't cut out salt, but eating unsalted butter or margarine isn't where to cut back. That's for baking. If you want to cut back on salt, take the shaker off the table.
Lubricate those bowels
- The spice must flow

Margarine is fucking gross.

it's just solid canola oil and water lmao, do you just eat spoonfuls of it on its own? i mean i guess butter would be better to consume like that but not by much..
- If you don't think you taste the difference even just on toast, then you should get your tastebuds checked.

If you go to Omega Mart in Area 15, they have some products on the shelf that say "who told you this was butter?"

This is in Las Vegas, of anyone needed further contact

I really want someone to sell legit butter but marketed as 'I can't believe it's not margarine!'

And I want to make a sparkling wine and market it as The Beer Of Champagnes.

Where I live, Margarine has to have a fat content of at least 80 % otherwise it is not allowed to be called Margarine. Guess what happens? Even there companies try to cut costs and oversell less fatty water as kind of Margarine.

Stages of grease FTFY

I know it's a meme, but I do honestly prefer I Can't Believe It's Not Butter over most real butters (nothing beats Kerrygold) and other margarines.

It tastes and feels enough like butter to me to work well on bread and such and it doesn't have the strong smelling milk proteins.

It's not butter...

That should get them tagged for deceptive advertising. "We put a little buttermilk in with this water and vegetable oil emulsion and advertise that higher than the two primary ingredients."

Didn't they ban sale of margarine? Or was that margarine with trans fat and now they make it with seed oil?

The second one
Essentially trans fats allowed the margarine to have a better texture and be more melt in your mouth not on the table. They replaced them with a higher proportion of saturated fats to get the same result. Since it's a mixed oil emulsion, there's little appreciable difference in the texture of the product. Twinkies were not so lucky.

When you are happy about a repost of an old meme, because at least it was good, it tells a lot about the state of the Lemmy meme scene....

Be part of the change! Contribute YOUR memes! Uncle Lemmy wants YOU to join!
- Yeah i know your right... I just don't have it in me, chronical lurker :(
Meh, I post a shit ton of memes. I'm not checking if they are reposts or old. I can't be bothered.

I mean butter and and margarine are both good here in LATAM but lard is also used as well

It's always sad when a child(butter) dies.

Fuck the scientific accuracy this seems accurate enough for me.
Now, where the fuck is my Butter?

Isn't margarine more fucked up than butter nutritionally and healthiness wise, or am I misinformed?

maybe maybe not, but for sure it's not the thing you should be worrying about, what you should be worrying about is eating less in general, eating more vegetables, eating less carbs, and getting more exercise.