He seems like he'd like mill decks. "Uh-oh! Looks like you can't draw any cards! Or play any! Haha isn't it fun when I'm the only one placing cards!?"
Mono blue main that forces every game to go 30 turns.
No, even more infuriating. He needs to play something that perfectly exemplifies congressional deadlock.
He'll play lantern control and that's final.
Fun fact: he's basically an edgy Redditor
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask at what time the narwhal bacons."
Anyone in the legendary M:TG Ass-crack Grand Prix (Reddit post) would be better Vice Presidents than JD.
ass-crack preview, nsfw
Y'all are wild "hE pLaYs BlUe" nah man I'll tell you the kind of mtg play Vance is, he's the dude who shows up the the store ever tournament with the flavor of the month deck that just won the previous scg event. He the dude that shoots every edge and plays just sloppy enough that your wondering if he played and extra land before he corrects you, "two explores". Lastly he's the kind of player that is mining salt after missing top 8 because he got beat by someone's pet tribal deck they been building and playing for the better part of the last decade.
