196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net 4mo ago

Horse rule

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upon scouring the internet, the only reference I can find to Russian horse ash vases is this meme. I don't think this is real
- It's not real. The kind of chocolate used in these is just shit. Source: a former child who had to eat those.
  
  That moment when your relatives or family friends gift you Russian chocolate candy like it's a special treat but you just really don't want to put it in your mouth
  
  could you find me a link for something that talks about this awful Russian chocolate? cuz I couldn't find that either
- I feel like the biggest give away is that you'd notice pretty quickly whether or not something is chocolate. The fact that this guy ate cremated ashes and STILL assumed it was chocolate is unbelievable.
  
  not if your a dark chocolate liker B)
  
  Even after covid?
- I searched all my cupboards for Russian chocolate. It is all crumbly and objectively terrible/an acquired taste.
- Oh thank good, I was so confused for a while.
  
  I mean, horses aren't even real.
- Could be real, can't be too sure, gotta double check.
  
  As an expert on equine burials in the pacific, I’d like to weigh in. Ocean burials make up the overwhelming majority of pacific horse funerals, but there have been notable advances in stratospheric inurnment in recent years.
I put a can of Guinness into the fridge today and noticed there is something solid rattling around in it. And now I'm scared to open it and find out what it is.
- https://draftmag.com/ball-in-guinness-can/
  
  Hey thank you!! I really had no idea.
  
  That article seems ai generated.
- If you’re not joking, it’s the widget. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widget_(beer)
- It's just the foam bullshit thing, you're good
  
  That's what the CIA wants you to think! It's actually a kinder surprise.
- You are too afraid to open up a Guinness can to find out what the hell is in there
  
  I'm too afraid to open up a Guinness can because I'm afraid it won't be accepted by the can/bottle deposit machine afterwards
  
  We're not the same
  
  /meme
Uh how is a vase chewable in any way?
- It's made of horse ashes. I'd think it would melt in your mouth and taste bitter.
  
  They probably thought it was stale dark chocolate
  
  Or maybe this is made up
  
  Or maybe this is made up
  
  Nuh uh.
- Its probably not very strong because of the materials used.
  
  ? horses are very strong, like 1HP+
Somebody has that reaction meme at the end?
- https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/23503188
  
  Reverse image searched it and uploaded it to !reactionmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com.
  
  Deeply appreciated!
- I lold at that, too :)

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