Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.
56 0 ReplyWhy would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING! After all it's the doctors who do all the work since they're the experts.
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The solution for a toddler with a gun is an adult with a gun. Or something. Idk, I'm not american.
25 0 ReplyYou've got the spirit though
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Article was published in 2017, and gun deaths among US kids has increased 50% since 2019.
Original article: https://www.romper.com/p/a-toddler-has-shot-someone-every-week-for-the-last-2-years-straight-it-highlights-this-huge-problem-28266
2023 update from a different gun research group: https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/06/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-50-percent-in-two-years/
We live in hell.
20 0 ReplySomebody really needs to do something about this kid.
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Why don't Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?
6 0 ReplyThey will grow out of it.
5 0 ReplyWhoever said taking candy from a baby was easy must not have been American
5 0 ReplyIs this another edition of The Simpsons did it first?
2 0 ReplyWhere are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??
98 0 ReplyKinderguardians https://youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk?si=XIxasF5ow8pFfBgW
9 0 ReplyFunny and very disappointing at the same time how he got actual politicians to endorse training for 4 year olds to shoot bad guys.
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guns don't kill people, toddlers do
96 0 ReplyIt takes a child to raze a village.
29 0 Reply3 0 ReplyLmao nice
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Arm the other toddlers.
30 0 ReplyI have 3 words for you: Pay per view.
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As someone with 2 preschool aged kids I absolutely agree
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Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
91 0 ReplyThat's what the toddler wants.
14 0 ReplyIf we change our way of life, the toddler wins.
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And her name is Maggie Simpson.
52 0 ReplyHer name is Maggie Simpson. Her name is Maggie Simpson.
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Imagine what he's going to be like when he hits his rebellious years.
42 0 ReplyToddlers are plenty rebellious already, it's just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.
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He probably doesn't remain that large, he is a toddler
34 0 ReplyHe must have grown a lot in two years
1 0 ReplyHe remains at small but growing rapidly
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Just stop selling the kid ammo. Problem solved.
33 0 ReplyYou say no to that cute little face!
22 0 ReplyI would easily say no to his face... but he has a guna nd is willing to use it.
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All I'm saying is that if bullets cost $5,000 I bet that toddler would have a hard time affording them
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Lil John Wick is on a mission, I guess.
16 0 ReplyAdam Sandler in: Lil' Wicky
6 0 ReplyWITH A FUCKIN' CRAYON!
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this joke is funny here but it gets really sad when twitter and everyone repeats the same “original” knee slapper when this stat continues to be true, month after month after month 😒
13 0 ReplyI used to be an kneeslapper like them. Then I got shot by a toddler.
16 0 ReplyRight in the knee?
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Columbine opened up my eyes about violence on innocent people.
Sandy hook made me realized literally the 2nd Amendment is more important than the lives of children.
If I had a genie, I'd thanos snap every gun in America. But until then, I'm gonna stay strapped and lol at the infinite sadness of our dystopian nightmare.
4 0 ReplyLook at Rambo over here, thinks he can take on The Toddler
9 0 ReplyWell that's the fucked part of it. There's more of them than people. I hate to be that asshole who says "you're only hurting the bad guys with gun control" because theres issues with that argument, but in a lot of ways it applies to the US just because theres so fucking many. You can't get rid of them.
Take away them away and these two groups will still have them:
- Criminals (both violent and, many newly created, non-violent criminals)
- Cops (violent state-sanctioned gang with badges)
Not sure that's really a good outcome either.
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That Dennis is such a meanance.
9 0 ReplyAfter 2 years are they still a toddler?
6 0 ReplyToddler is age 1-3, so they are just about done.
8 0 ReplyI bet he'll be able to retire at 3 years old with this many jobs
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Talk about the Terrible Twos!
5 0 ReplyNot a very good accuracy, shooting ranges need to offer child discounts, so they could practice more
3 0 ReplyJesus Christ! And I thought the Uvalde police were bad!
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