Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg
Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg
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But what does God needs with a starship?
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I actually like this part a lot.
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Was this article ghost written by Shatner?
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The first two thirds of The Final Frontier is actually a really fun movie... It's just the final third of the movie that makes it... Well... Lame. It's just lame.
From the making of videos (I used to own a 2 CD DVD box set), and it seems they ran out of budget and ran out of ideas eventually.
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If compared to The Motion Picture, I agree. But that’s quite a low bar.
Though I do like that they included a nod to Star Trek V in Strange New Worlds.
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Sybok is Spock's brother from another mother.
That is all.
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The problem with 5 is that it was the the movie directly following 4 and 5 lacked whales so it was doomed from the start.
True, 4 did indeed have whales in the sky, just like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. There were zero references to towels or intergalactic highways in Star Trek 5.
I certainly had an easier time believing Laurence Luckinbill was Leonard Nimoy's half-brother than I did believing that Tom Hardy was Patrick Stewart's clone.
Thank you for saying that! When Nemesis came out and for years afterwards people praised Tom Hardy. I seemed to be the only one who disliked it.
Off-road dune buggy's! Off-road dune buggy's! Mounted laser gun!
It's faint praise but I agree. I tried to rewatch Nemesis during lock down and didn't make it to the end.
For the best, given how depressing the end is
You know, I’d personally rate V above Nemesis, Insurrection, Generations, and Into Darkness… and that still feels like very faint praise. Star Trek has had some pretty lousy movies over the years.
Those 2 are generally regarded as the bottom of the barrel.
Where does Generations rank?
Excuse me? Nemesis had a cool crash scene in it
Exactly. It also has pretty nice cover art too!
Edit: I just thought of another good thing about Nemesis. The DRV/ Blu Ray versions can be used as a Frisby!
Picard TNG: I allowed myself to be abducted by aliens, spent two days forced to defend myself with an alien against a monster, refused all offers to just go home, and dealt with his babbling about Tamak and Jiled at Tongra. All because I recognize that peace and corporation between species is much more important compared to my life. I understand that I am not god and I don't make a decision who lives and dies. I have faith in the inherit goodness and rationality of sentient life so even if I don't understand why they are doing something I know they have a good reason. I am an explorer and an ambassador of peace.
Picard Nemesis: I am going to drive around on a planet and if some alien, possibly just defending their home, growls at me I will shoot them with a gun. Then leave their corpse there making zero effort to understand why they even attacked me. I am a thug who only understands how to kill effectively. Send me into battle and I will make sure there are no survivors.