McConnell has fallen multiple times this year, sources say

Ah man that sucks. For the ground that he fell on. I hope the evil can be scrubbed off it.

No way. That eldritch black ooze gets into things and STICKS
- I hear thats what got Tasha Yar.
His evil will take decades to scrub away.

I wish Mitch McConnell a speedy another stroke.

If it was a TIA they'll probably put him on eliquis. Few months of that and his blood will be so thin, the next time he falls he'll bleed out from a subdural or a hip fracture. Can't wait.
- Wonder if that's why his hands were so bruised a while back?

I think the only way he'll retire is in a coffin or if he gets confined to a hospital, otherwise they'll keep him going somehow.
- They'll give him the Weekend at Bernie's treatment if they can get away with it...
- Your terms are acceptable!
He isn't turtley enough for the turtle club
- Duuuuuude.
Over his dead body.
- Your terms are acceptable.
- Stop, I can only get so erect
i doubt they would let him
- @sci Why not? The establishment can replace him in a heartbeat and Kentuckians will vote for whomever is picked for them.
  @DocMcStuffin @xc2215x

Average lifespan of a tortoise: 80-150 years

Mitch McConnell's age: 81

🤔🤔🤔

Better roll him over on his back then.
- He's trying to, himself

Don't you think he looks tired?

He's got the gaunt face of a man who's withering away. My grandpa, a much better man than McConnell, looked like that for the last few months of his life, despite spending the majority of his life with a slightly pudgy face. It is truly ghoulish the way they parade politicians like McConnell and Feinstein around as if they still have all their wits, when really they should have retired years ago. Hell, half the senate should have retired over a decade ago, but both parties value incumbency too much
- Incumbency, ah yes, the low hanging fruit of retaining party control.
- My boomer parents are adamant that feinstein is still "young." They don't want to admit to their own mortality (they are in their 70s). I believe that's what is driving a lot of this bullshit.
  Americans don't believe they will ever die.
At least Harriet Jones, Prime Minister, acknowledged her mistakes and did her best to help humanity in the end.
I understood that reference.
Ooooh, the six words to topple a tyrant.
If only that actually worked...

I for one hope he is healthy enough to live the rest of his life in pain over years, and forced to step down and lose his power. This man has inflicted terrible damage to this country and its citizens. This is a man who put corporations and profit over anything and has sold our democracy to the highest bidder while empowering radical religious fanatics and fascists.

He's partly responsible for so much pain, suffering, and excess deaths in this nation via his support for gun lobbies and removing healthcare rights of Americans, for his support of Trump, and the excess deaths resulting from his administration.

I hope he gets exactly what he deserves.

Zero chance this decrepit human garbage will ever step down. I hope I can be proven wrong but I'd rather just see him stroke out and it be the end. Retribution won't undo what he's done. Putting him in the dirt will be the only chance to invite that opportunity.
- You're probably right, but one can hope
- I mean if we just poke him he may very well just topple on over

Ribbit

YOU get a ban! And YOU get a ban! EVERYONE gets a ban for wishing nature to take its inevitable due course! Muwahahahaha! Power Trump Mod powers - activate!
- One thing I will give the mods of Worldnews credit for. Right when Ukraine invasion started a whole mess of accounts with odd history (3 karma, 2 comments, 8 years old) started posting Kremlin propaganda. Every single one I reported was knocked off.
Seriously. Lemmy is the Wild West and I love it for that.
- Okay so if its the wild west ive got questions, namely whos gonna get ripped apart by coyottes?

Good. With how much he’s fucked over our country, and it’s people, he deserves a rough go. Can’t wait for him to croak. Fucking loser. I have 0 sympathy.

*turtles. He’ll be fed to turtles. They like to feed on their own dead, it’s the circle of life.

Sincerely? I don't want to hear another word about him until he doesn't get back up. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Looking forward to this guy fucking right on off.

Too many people in Congress that falls under the "Help I've fallen and I can't get up" crowd. That's not the foundation of a healthy democracy.

His ghoulish flesh-suit is finally starting to sluff off. Soon he will be without his precious goo and will melt away into a sewer drain

I really lol'ed at this. Mitch melting away like smeagol, with his hand in the air trying to keep his goo around him to survive.
- Ugh, I did not need that mental image at 7 in the morning X_x;;;

Gotta pump those numbers up.

Rookie numbers honestly.

Old people fall... a lot.

I work in Hospice and 90% of our patients are referred after a fall.
- I picked up my grandma probably 20 times in the last year.
  The worst times are when he falls in the shower and he's naked and I have to pick him up bc he can't get up himself and my grandma is unable to pick him up
- Marvelous

Good. Stay down.

Am I the only 1 that could hear the slurred words in his speech for a good couple of years ? Surely someone with health issues where it impacts the brain such as strokes shouldnt be anywhere near any sort of power.

He's always kind of slurred though.

Obituaries I won't be upset to read for $1000 Alex.

him and diane feinstein need to be thrown out of congress on the grounds they cannot perform their duties.

Mitch at his latest press conference.

https://i.ibb.co/M5PZ9rh/10.jpg

Am I supposed to be seeing anything out of the ordinary with that photo?
- I think he got contacts.
I was expecting the Crypt Keeper. Not far off, I guess!

Thoughts and prayers

Satan is finally starting to claim what is now rightfully his.

I wonder when Copeland's contact is up.

Mitch is a piece of shit, who has done irreparable harm to America and shares a significant amount of the blame for why the country and its government is in such a horrible place right now.

BUT I don’t wish him harm, at all. I hope he’s okay, seriously. He needs to retire. Now. And live out the rest of his life in private.

I feel like wishing Mitch harm is the same as wishing the Earth well. Dude is a cancer, I don't think there's anything wrong with hoping he loses the ability to inflict harm on others asap, and the only way he'll stop is when he's incapacitated or in the ground.
- He's cancer. You don't wish a tumor well, you cut it out and throw it in an incinerator.
I think there are human that you can wish harm upon since it would be good for humanity in general. And why should be enjoy life in private, after he destroyed so many others?
Why?
The whole notion of not wishing death or harm to people in general makes sense... but to evil people? in power? who use that power to inflict suffering upon millions? Naw that's a problem that doesn't deserve tolerance.
Yah nah fuck Mitch Bitch. I hope he dies and gets cancer in his balls and brain. And Alzheimer’s.
- No, not alzheimer. He shall remember everything he's done while paying for it.
I wish him plenty of harm, he doesn't deserve to live life in peace. He deserves to live it the way he wants women and minorities to live. It's okay to wish harm on people, it's not like you're trying to cause that harm yourself
In private? In prison!
Thoughts and prayers hahahahah

Why couldn't one of those times be out of a plane, mid-flight? It's just not fair.

Or off a cliff, a or maybe even just down some stairs.

So has every person 80+. None of these fossils belong in DC.

It's feeling very 'Weekend at Bernies' in the White House.

May he receive exactly what he deserves.

And not one of them was while going down stairs. Bummer.

Term Limits for all! #termlimits

As the weather finally cools off, I wish Mitch has himself an exceptional fall...

Good, rot.

how many till his last one

Jarvis, open up the Mitch McConnell press conference freeze video and overlay Hidden Sea, Buried Deep by the Caretaker over it.

McClownel may not have read his contract with Satan closely enough.

LOL get outta here troll
Trumps whiny "victory" speech is him screaming about rigged elections. EVEN WHEN HE WON
- What are your thoughts on the Biden victory speech?
  "sorry to keep you waiting thank you very much. Now it's time for America to bind the wounds of division, to get together all democrats and republicans and independants across this nation.
  It is time to come together as one United people. I pledge to every citizen that I will be President for all Americans "
  And the Trump speech?
  "The folks of this nation have spoken, they delivered us a clear victory, a decisive victory. I pledge to be a President who seeks not to divide but unify, and work with the confidence of the whole people.
  I sought this office to restore the soul of America, the backbone of this nation."
  Which do you like better?
Still boils down to too many elderly politicians, fascist or not

Invest in wings

- I feel like a Red Bull might just give him a heart attack
  Depending on how you feel about him that might be a positive

Thoughts and prayers