Please write it out as image transcript, so that Google can continue to poison its llm with internet garbage
What do I do, in the subtext box or?
Just here in the comments as a top level comment, as an explanation of the image
We have Google A.I. for that.
Now we just wait for Lemmy to sign that big Gemini deal so this post can be assimilated.
As Lemmy's resident Barbie expert, that's fake news.
In Barbieland, they are called "brine prawns".
"Barbie", now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services.
What some of you call "misinformation" I call "a joke." Sometimes things are funny because they're not true.
I said disinformation.
Reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes comics. The dad does this constantly. Technically, this is benign trolling.
There was a subreddit for getting answers to questions in the form of something Calvin's dad would say, long ago (/r/ExplainLikeImCalvin IIRC?). It was pretty fun.
Tell that to Hasan Minaj.
That's also why she likes Foamingos
Foaming Os?
That's right friends, those Sea-monkeys (https://www.sea-monkeys.com/) you raised as children, it's a fact that this is a major part of Barbie's diet.
When she's really hungry she has Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail. And wonders why Ken goes all pink watching her eat them.
Ken doesn't know why, either.
Especially since Ken canonically does not have genitals.
My brother totally thought they would be little mer-people with crowns like in the ads and was so pissed off when they turned out to be really tiny shrimp you could barely see.
Smae!!! LoL
Fact: This is actually where the phrase "shrimp on the barbie" comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.
Don’t forget about the white wine or Beaver Boys
Shrimp are pretty rich though, if you eat too much you'll get sick.
Chugging it like a big foamy smoothie
TIL Barbie's property is affected by her diet as though she was in possession of an awakened devil fruit.
