1y ago

W for Water

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Yeah, that works real well, until you wear your potassium metal shirt.
- Potassium Metal is my favorite music genre.
  
  I'm more a fan of potassium pop, or as some call it "K-pop".
  
  Do they sing about bananas?
  I think that is called Foodcore.
- mm nak infused synthetic fabric my beloved, it's actually marketable as "anti sweat" because it will fucking explode if you sweat.
That's a solid 50% of the reason I pretty much only drink water. I'm almost 40 and still miss my mouth and pour stuff right down my shirt like I'm new here.
- Is that a problem you got as you grew older or were you clumsy from the start ?
  
  Lifelong lack of grace. I walk into walls and trip over nothing and knock things over. Sometimes it's like watching the 3 Stooges.
Plus, no one can stop you from ordering a steak and a water.
- I'm afraid the baby thinks people can't change.
- Did you used to be a piece of shit?
  
  USED to be!
- Ordering anything other than water at a restaurant is just entirely too expensive.
  
  If I can't have a girl drink, what's the point of even going to a restaurant?
- -deleted-
Y'all like water? Now get ready for water 2, thick edition. 🥵😫
- I was caring for someone on a thickened liquids restriction and it is... awful. So many great things are made not great by thickening.
  
  Oh this real? I assumed it was AI. Excuse me while I vomit profusely.
- Isn't that just heavy water (D2O) chemically? Wouldn't that kill you if you consume too much of it?
  Am I deserving of downvotes?
  
  No, its a gel-thing for people who have problems swallowing
  
  It basically just increases the viscosity.
- just wait until you find out about heavy water.
- I'd rather die from dehydration than buy bottled water.
  
  Then you are lucky you can drink the tap water where you are.
  
  Well, lucky you, because you can buy the powder and add it to any water.
  Also, yes, fuck bottled water.
  
  luckily for you, nestle believes that exact same thing!
- Man, I know you're never gonna believe it, but
  you clean it with water
  
  Yeah but the implied premise is being caught out by a spill randomly where you just have to deal...
I guess next time I'm bothered by my shirt being wet, I should be grapeful it wasn't grate juice.
the day that tumblr stops being the way that tumblr is, is the day that the internet is officially dead.
airplane drinking problem.gif
Quaffing... with water.

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