Why tho
Why tho
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Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.
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Sorry friend but I'm going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
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I'll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.
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Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people's jeans is my fetish, and I'll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.
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Calicocutpants are in Stock again?
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You gotta give
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You hit me in the cup
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HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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I'm so stressed out I'm taking 3 seconds on a 10-second piss!
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post this shit on Slickdeals for the boys!
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That's the secret they're all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give
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Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute
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MC Pee Pants has been reincarnated I see
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I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
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I mean, the company straight up said they're pretty sure at least some people are buying them for fetish purposes.
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Yawn, call me when I can buy diarrhea pre-soaked pants with matching shoes.
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How do I delete someone else's comment?
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I take it you've never heard of D-pants then?
https://youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g
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Ah yes the old pocket pee stain.. because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.
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This version has the "peed in my jeans, while lying in bed" look.
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You don't store your dick in your pocket? What on earth do you do with it, then?
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No shit.
Now I can piss myself and people think I'm rich instead of a messy drunk.
That will be their next hit.
Most shit is less of a visual and more of an olfactory thing.