Exclusion: The sound of you having sex played over comms, Riker
Exclusion: The sound of you having sex played over comms, Riker
Inspired by a similar post by Centurian@lemmy.world
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Permission to board
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THE REAR HATCH HAS BEEN PENETRATED!
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"The hull has been compromised."
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Execute docking maneuver.
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"Dammit Kirk get that thing out of my ear"
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"Come again?"
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Have you tried reversing the polarity or initiating a level 1 diagnostic? If all else fails, ask Wesley to use the force.
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Misfire in the torpedo bay!
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Tuvok, no!
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Prepare to be boarded
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You can make all the right moves and still lose
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thank mr rikr
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Steady as she goes, lieutenant.
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Captain, I'm givin her all I've got!
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Initiate deep probing now.
More power!
Take us in.
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Make it so!
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'Im real close to making it so!! ... ... over."
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Resistance is futile.
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Prepare to be Ass-stimulated
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Sounds like a personal lube brand, to me.
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Engage evasive manoeuvre Sigma 69!
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You are coming in loud and clear.
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"I'm giving it all she's got cap'n"
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Fire at Will!
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oh god oh fuck oh god no i didn't mean too im sorry
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Barclay, is that you?
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There's a little broccoli in us all
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Pressure at maximum, hull integrity is holding within working parameters, however, the warp core will explode in T - 69 seconds. I will issue no further audio warning.
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"No lifesigns detected"
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I require your immediate assistance Commander Riker
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"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
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To boldly go where no man has gone before
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My mother is coming to visit
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"Your methods are crude and inefficient, prepare to be boarded."
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Over and out.
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Sorry, that bogie came out of nowhere
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Plug me in, Chief!
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*thrust
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Three ready for transport, beam directly to sickbay.
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Boom goes the dynamite
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Scrub the lower dicks at once!
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Put this mushroom up your ass and spin around!
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I'm givin' 'er all she's got!