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fossilesque @mander.xyz

1y ago

Crime

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- OP, The CUNT
When you try to violate the laws of physics...
You don't break them; THEY BREAK YOU.
- STOP You've violated the law!
  Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
  
  Pay the fine
  Attack <
  
  [when all you did was put a fork back on the table after the physics engine's weird physics made it fall on the floor]
No border, no nation, no gravitation!
- No levitation without representation
- I feel strangely inspired
  
  We should build a movement. One without friction
"The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- Orbital mechanics 101
So many fonts and sizes at the same time, org-mode vibes.
Just remember, Mom says it isn't really levitating or flying if you can't do it straight up off the ground! Jumping off a high place doesn't count, and nobody's impressed, so don't even bother.
- You just have to avoid hitting the ground...
I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law.
-- Bugs Bunny
Levitating makes my feet itch.
The laws of physics? What are you, a narc?
If this an advert for psychedelics?
break all the laws of physics you want, but you aren't convincing anyone with that monstrosity. Hire a graphics designer.
"Mage: The Ascension" be like

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