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Is it weird I don't typically answer how old I am anymore, because literally nobody besides my family believes me?
  • I had that problem until the bags under my eyes gave me away, nobody's surprised anymore. Just gotta give it time.

  • ICE may deport some migrants to 'third countries' without assurances they won't be tortured, memo says
  • What do you want each individual to do? please elaborate with a solution that's not "get killed immediately"

  • What have you decided?
  • I decided I'll go to the store for groceries tomorrow instead of today

  • What's something you started doing arbitrarily that's been really positive for you?
  • It's a small thing, but I'd been feeling kinda gross about myself lately, and I started setting aside some time to just wear some cute lingerie around the house for no real reason once a week. My husband has started commenting unprompted how much he's looking forward to "Sexy Sunday" and I kinda love it.

  • Technically rule
  • I'm not a plantologist but I think it might be deadly nightshade

  • Do you have a "catchphrase"? if so, what is it?
  • I think it's mostly that I use "good morning" as a greeting regardless of time of day

  • You get new speakers or you start your music library from scratch. Which is the first song/album you play?
  • Gotta be "The Human Contradiction" by Delain. Not because it's the most technical test of the new equipment or anything, just because it's a fantastic album.

  • My mouth suffers for the noms
  • Hey, that's okay! You're totally allowed to be wrong.

  • Lol I just shit my pants
  • Why would you do it again? That sounds like it'd just be crappy.

  • Pretty woman stepping on you
  • Which one were you thinking, lefty, righty, or middle?

  • Trump Agriculture Chief Admits Deportations Have Caused a Big Problem
  • The cool thing is lots of folks on medicaid are working. They just make so little money they qualify anyway.

  • Bulge in man’s underwear at airport turns out to be 3 pythons, Thai officials say
  • I was so concerned when I misread it as more than 3 pythons somehow. Only three isn't so bad.

  • I can fix her
  • There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

  • What are your favorite image/video formats?
  • I'm familiar with gif in this thread but other than that I have no idea what people are talking about lol. I use pngs for static images and gifs for moving ones because I know they'll probably work anywhere

  • yum
  • This is totally different than what my doctor gave me for energy, I gotta check with him. How are the side effects?

  • Burritrule
  • Dang it, I worked on that title for a good five minutes and that was just right there the whole time

  • Gochujang tofu and veggies
  • This looks amazing and I want it in my face

  • This will be my last post on Lemmy...
  • Voyager does have some support, can confirm!