Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world simple @piefed.social 21h ago

Pretty woman stepping on you

Considered finding a higher quality image but it's funnier with more jpeg

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I want both
Who says she can't both step on me and give me a kiss?
- YEEEAAAHHHHHOO HOOO HAAA HOOOOIIIESEE
  
  I can hear it in my head.
- "Pictures don't make sound"
We can all* agree that we want a person we find attractive to place some of their skin in contact with some of our skin. Beyond that, don't sweat the details!

* I phrased this as inclusively as I possibly could but sorry aromantic asexuals, you might not be included.
- I'm extremely sexual, but I don't like others touching any of my skin.
I can't believe that people have seen the video of the stiletto cock stomp through plywood that caused the man to ejaculate blood and still don't understand the appeal of this kink.
- Sometimes i hate that my brain can accurately visualize things
- I was searching for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy!
  
  I remember waking up to the sound of my cousin playing S&M over at my aunt's house when I was 13. It was life-changing:
- I really didn't need to read that. Take your upvote, and I hope to never read such a thing again.
- Aaaand there’s my 14th reason
- How's it feel to be one with evil?
  
  Pretty great.
- This is the shit I come to Lemmy for. This is the real internet I love not censored corporate bullshit.
Easier to imagine a pretty woman wanting to hurt me than imagine one wanting to kiss me.
- I’m armchair Freuding a bit, but I think that’s one of the reasons “Femdom” type pornos seem to be enjoyed by some men.
  
  Like I totally get wanting a woman to take control. But the “femdom” stuff online tends to be degarding, straight up mean. (Which some people like and is okay, but it’s more mainstream than I’d imagine).
  
  That's why there's also gentle femdom, the superior genre of femdom
  
  I think it's much more that people sexually like exaggerations of what theyre into and sexual power play is a fairly common fantasy. There's little difference between Masoch's Venus in Furs and James's 50 Shades series
  
  I think men are just naturally submissive to women and that's why they like FemDomme. FemDomme isn't the same as masochism.
- That's incredibly tragic. I might still be single, and I've dated some beautiful women, but none of them wanted to hurt me.
- This mentality also explains the popularity of tsunderes.
- I dunno if you want this.
  
  But just gonna say I felt this way for a decade or so. A very lonely decade where my only relationship was short lasted and one sided.
  
  But honestly now looking back it kinda feels dumb I looked at myself that way. I’m literally too disabled to work (which I thought would make it impossible to date). And I have this wonderful partner who loves me more than anything, to the point it can be kinda annoying like she’s obsessed with me.
  
  (Sorry if this comes off as a brag, don’t mean it too, just wanna say what can feel hopeless might change).
Don’t you know they can’t make you forget you’re the man
Thanks, Norm.
I'd like her to penetrate one ball with her stilettos.
- Which one were you thinking, lefty, righty, or middle?
  
  … middle?
  
  If she lined it up right she could get all three and make some kind of stiletto ball kabob.
- Maybe some light stiletto sounding first.
I had a bit of a late awakening with all these things so I kind of understand the poster

by late I mean even over 21

I'm kind of autistic though if that means anything, probably on the spectrum
- Same, married now, but still.
Why did I read this in Columbo's voice

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