Wow! But don't you all worry, as soon as one of us gets sick or dies, we'll know who hot food poisoning. And we'll continued eating it up. Did I miss anything? Like maybe reacting differently to such an event? Nah! That's why chicken is so expensive! Its all the chlorine!
Hopefully they can use it against covid.
How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.
Oh c'mon!
Has anyone seen the repeeler!!!?
C'mon! I saw it right here after the smoothie!
Where did you guys put! It!
The suit is not finished, but we'll send the missing parts a few days later! Promise! Wink wink!
I want to see proof that there's no worm in his knuckle.
Very true.
I'm out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?... George Carling was the greatest!
....oh OK, very nice Mr...what did you said your name was?
Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?
Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.
Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?
And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir...nah get in the box!
I'm sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.
Like probably you'll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!
Washington state! WTF! Get on this shit!
Colbert didn't even break a sweat.
AOC is #1
When the Japanese finally get their teeth generation DNA therapy going, everyone will be after these fish for starter scaffolds.
I just bought a huffy at goodwill for $50 with dual suspension! Buying a bike will never be the same.
OK Mr prez, what's it gonna be? Mexico already signed up for two located in Montana. Cuba will be renting one with Venezuela. I got 15 on layaway from Congo and NK. The Philippines will be getting the nosecones for free if they catch them. The EU have 15 pointing right at us right now. Lol
He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.


They are somehow legally, probably thanks to Trump, going to let kids pay for things online!
Well, let me tell you something Google, that wallet thing is so very much going to stay 1000% empty dry thank you! Lol I hope you guys stay super excited about that monthly service bill cuz I not giving my kid money to buy anything online. And if I want them up there I'll put them right there LOL!