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FDA making plans to end its routine food safety inspections, sources say
  • Wow! But don't you all worry, as soon as one of us gets sick or dies, we'll know who hot food poisoning. And we'll continued eating it up. Did I miss anything? Like maybe reacting differently to such an event? Nah! That's why chicken is so expensive! Its all the chlorine!

  • It's almost kind of wholesome
  • ....oh OK, very nice Mr...what did you said your name was?

    Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?

    Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.

    Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?

  • Tesla Cybertruck is in crisis: new discounts and throttling down production
  • I'm sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.

    Like probably you'll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!

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    Better than 2 in a bush :::

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    The SpaceX-led group is pitching the Pentagon on a 'subscription model' for missile defense 🤣
  • OK Mr prez, what's it gonna be? Mexico already signed up for two located in Montana. Cuba will be renting one with Venezuela. I got 15 on layaway from Congo and NK. The Philippines will be getting the nosecones for free if they catch them. The EU have 15 pointing right at us right now. Lol

  • Google is excited about money!

    They are somehow legally, probably thanks to Trump, going to let kids pay for things online!

    Well, let me tell you something Google, that wallet thing is so very much going to stay 1000% empty dry thank you! Lol I hope you guys stay super excited about that monthly service bill cuz I not giving my kid money to buy anything online. And if I want them up there I'll put them right there LOL!

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