You should purposely misspell it from time to time to ..... homo
And when people point it out, just apologize and say it was a typo .... be very apologetic and sincere and even offer to send cupcakes to them for the inconvenience (include some mild laxative in the cupcake .... and alternate to cannabis the next time it happens)
This is like hearing the school saying the two biggest bullies are going to fight in the yard after school
Everyone knows that one of them can't hit any thing harder than a pillow and the other always chickens out against any opponent unless the person they'll punch is held down by four guys.
The entire school knows that this shit show is a circus that will just be full of drama and no fighting .... but we're all going to head out onto the yard anyway to laugh at how stupid these idiots are going perform.
I'll see you all on the yard after the last bell at 3pm
If you want to look at this situation from an economic point of view ..... what's cheaper?
Pay a kids lunch every day for about 12-14 years .... and for a growing kid, the price wouldn't be that much, especially if you are paying in bulk amounts for hundreds or thousands of kids.
or
Don't pay their lunch, let the parents go into debt, take the kids into foster care .... now you as the government have to pay for legal expenses to take the kid away, expenses to have police and social service workers to do the work, foster expenses to house the kid and care for them (now you are having to pay for every single meal for them for years), give up the kid once they become of age and go out on their own after foster care as a disillusioned, angry and frustrated young man or woman who will more than likely end up on the street dealing drugs, crime or prostitution ... who will then grow up causing or contributing to crime and increasing the costs of police, legal, emergency health care, security and penitentiary .... and chances are they will have children who will end up at school not being able to pay for their lunch
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If you pay to help the kid when they are young, there is more of a chance they will grow up to be a contributing healthy member of society. If you don't they will become a lifelong burden on society and cause endless expenses that will be far more money than any school lunches you could have bought when they were ten years old.
Right now, if you had a good career and made a bit of money .... you have the right amount of resources and age.
Any younger and you'd have no time and probably no money.
Any older and traveling is no longer enjoyable.
My wife and I, we have no kids, did a lot of traveling in our 20s and 30s. We're not wealthy and did a lot of shoestring dirt cheap budget traveling. It's amazing how far you can go on not much money.
Towards the end of our running around about ten years ago, we discovered cruises. You never pay full price and you just book last minute and you can find deals discounted 40, 50 even 70% off because the company just wants to fill every room on a ship.
Go to vacationstogo.com .... sign to a basic account and look up their last minute deals. I'm not a salesman or marketer, my wife and I found this site years ago and we tell everyone about it.
You'll find last minute deals there for cruises that originally cost $10,000 discounted down to $2,000 $3,000 and sometimes even less.
Weight training and exercise. Do it now and do it for the rest of your life.
I don't mean for you to become Mr Universe or get to the point of lifting 400lbs
Do it to maintain your health, physique and general good health. Learn about taking a bit of protein supplements and build a bit of muscle. In your 20s, it's easy to build muscle and you can train and do lots without much effort. Everything gets harder the older you get.
And you don't have to go overboard on all this .... just do it for a bit of physical maintenance and building a bit of muscle.
It's far too easy these days to just sit at a computer for hours, watch TV for hours or just sit on the couch or chair with your phone scrolling for hours. You have to get exercise as it will drive your health, clean up your system and break you away from being complacent and just sitting for too long staring at digital screens.
The best time to build a good base for the rest of your life in weight training and exercise is your 20s and 30s ... if you plan on taking it up later in life, you'll be in for a sad surprise. The older you get, the harder everything becomes and the slower the results you will see.
All through my 20s, I worked in construction and building and not enough to get to the point of building any muscle. I worked a lot but I had a terrible diet. I was complacent and all through my 20s and 30s, I built some muscle but never a lot. I'm a big guy but I'm a big soft lump of soft muscle that easily strains, gets tired and doesn't have as much strength as you'd think. It wasn't a big deal in my 20s and 30s but once I hit 40, any muscle stamina and strength I had seems to have dried up. I hurt easily, I strain easily, I can't lift as much and even if I did, I usually just hurt myself. I'm just past 50 now and I started an exercise routine and since then, I've felt better and stronger but it is a struggle. I would have been in better shape if I had just maintained everything from an earlier age.
I'm up in Canada so this stuff doesn't affect me much .... but I used to laugh at an old friend who used to actively avoid the cops. If he saw them up the street far away, he'd cross the street, turn into an alleyway or just turn around. If we were driving and he saw a cop car, he'd immediately turn anywhere and drive away. He wasn't a criminal or anything, he just didn't like police and avoided them. No matter the situation, if he saw a cop, he'd do everything to avoid even having the remote possibility of even interacting with the police.
This was years ago and since then I've been like that too but not as bad ...... but as the world becomes more authoritarian these days, especially when police training even in Canada is to just have a pulse and be a white male .... I'm avoiding the police more actively than before.
My old friend Johnny was more right than I realized.
If I had a coworker like that, I'd begin to understand Ted Kaczynski more