Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention
Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention
Counter-terror chief was pulling up weeds just five years ago.
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/65976593
I've never seen a more Lunchables face. Brown put your eyebrow down
You know he's been practising that for hours in front of the mirror.
Lunchables! You gotta keep that. Wonder if his Mommy still packs his lunchables and lays out his clothes every morning.
Given time, we will see more weird hairstyles from the Regime...
Nailed it. I knew it looked familiar :)
The other side is almost normal looking.
The amount of incompetence in this administration is staggering.
Are there other headlines right now that receive less airtime while this appointment is discussed?
Haha headline, nice burn
I bet we could rng ppl in these comments 10x more capable.
DHS will eat him alive. He is in way over his head and will eventually become a scapegoat. Can’t wait!
Canada, now is your chance to invade
I have one very simple question:
Who … are … his … parents?
Based on his LinkedIn, and what appeared in the story, I’m not sure what sets him apart from thousands of other wannabe MAGA assholes.
Which triggers my spideysense. Well that and the arrogant fucking faces he’s putting out into the interwebs like he’s Don Juan De La Nooch.
My guess is he’s probably a nepo-baby and his folks are either influential or made a ‘donation’ to get him appointed.
To quote Ocean’s Eleven:
“Never heard of him.” “That’s why I don’t doubt it.”
He interned at the Heritage Foundation.
I wouldn’t rule out “favors” being exchanged.
People ask me what to invest in and I always say. You can never go wrong with kneepads.
I smell dei
He’s got the most nepo baby face I’ve seen.
100%
Now if this guy was some kind of prodigy, that would explain the face. But the stories I've seen paint him as your typical dipshit, 20-something MAGAt.
Minus that, there's a level of entitlement oozing from his face that screams "I think I'm somebody important because my dad/uncle/mom/lover thinks I am."
Only the best of the best of the best.
His sole qualification is probably winning The Official Trump Bootlicking Contest.
"Oh my god! She's so unqualified! She's a bartender!"
Hahahah yea....yea
A 22 Year Old from the Republican Heritage Foundation, a Private Organization that Wrote Trump's Policy, being put in CHARGE of UNITED STATES COUNTER TERRORISM is Proof that DEMOCRATS are the Deep State!
i doubt many of the country bumpkins are aware of HF, let alone thier policies, or thier low info voters.
Fuck that eyebrow raise....
Like it's a medical condition right? That wasn't a choice.... right?
He just reeeally wants to be clear how punchable his face is
trying to look like the rock, who is equally a douche.
Nah, he adorable. What a cute widdle face, trying to look like all grown up and stuff. He's got a suit and everything!
This guy looks like he failed the screening for whatever character Michael Gandolfini played in the newest season of Daredevil.
He is trumps bastard. Calling it now.
Now more than ever, I am convinced that the Trump administration is praying for a terrorist attack as soon as possible. They want to enact their own version of the patriot act and scrape away any and all constitutional protections we all take for granted. I'm also positive they are hoping one will occur before the 2026 election cycle which could replace a vast majority of Republican congressmen due to negative perception of Republicans at the moment.
Did he find him at the Four Seasons?
Thing is though, headline means nothing; I used to run a landscaping business and work in retail back in college, so I’d probably fit that description too. All it means is the guy knows how to actually work.
Although at 22, there isn’t really enough passage of time for useful management experience.
a 22-year-old doesn't know shit about preventing terrorism I don't care what the fuck their background is
Gardening and grocery store assistant.
That is his entire resume though. It's not a "back in college" thing when you are fresh out of college.
Yeah, the focus the landscaping part is weird. It seems more relevant to me that 5 years ago, he was in high school, rather than that he did landscaping.
He’s 22 so the recent work experience being unrelated to running counter terror is relevant
At 22, he didn't even live through 9/11.
Yeah, the headline means plenty... It means that he's breathtakingly unqualified to hold the position he's been given, just like you would have been as well. Though it sounds like you might actually have the sense to recognize that and (hopefully) wouldn't have taken such a position, thereby endangering the population at large.
"Since leaving college, Fugate has had a meteoric rise in the political world, having served as an “advance team member” on President Donald Trump’s 2024 campaign, according to his LinkedIn page.
An avowed Republican, he also interned at the Heritage Foundation...
Fugate was reportedly hired as a “special assistant” in an immigration office at the DHS in February, according to ProPublica. He then took over CP3 after its previous director quit."
The Heritage Foundation tells us everything, he's a POS.
THEY MEAN they cant find anyone "qualified" enough to fellate to trump, so they find the most unqualifed person to fellate to trump.
Loyalty is the primary qualification
LOL lookit this fucking guy
Why do I think he'd look more the part, if he were wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm voting for Pedro?"
Absolutely no favoritism with this hire.
Now if only we find out he sexually assaulted a child and owns at least three Nazi paraphernalia, he'd be the perfect GOP candidate
Almost like this administration is a horrifying turd circus of chaos and evildoing which COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED but was not because - reasons
Can't wait for the biopic! That picture alone could be the promo poster. Wolf of wall street meets pineapple express?
He will weed them out!
Gardening is one of my hobbies but I don't have much retail experience... Guess that's me ruled out then.
Democrats: sorry, if you're under 70 you're too young for us.
Republicans: give me all your children!!!
As qualified as any of them
that doesn't make it acceptable. if anything it makes it less so.
weakness is a sum of all parts, if all parts weak, there is no strength.
Name checks out.
trying to look like the rock.
And also, clearly, a massive douche.
Maybe they don’t care if you think they’re dumb as long as the attack happens to solidify the people behind unjustifiable war. Greenland, Canada, Ukraine, Iran, China - as long as 400 million will again buy the lies.
The ex-paste eater here is going to know what terrorists crave
He did work for the Heritage Foundation, so he knows all about those terrorists.
Paste-eaters deserve better than this moron.
Talk about a promotion!
failing upwards, just like P47
Bet he likes the picture because the weird face gives him a few forehead wrinkles.
