I get that

You should purposely misspell it from time to time to ..... homo

And when people point it out, just apologize and say it was a typo .... be very apologetic and sincere and even offer to send cupcakes to them for the inconvenience (include some mild laxative in the cupcake .... and alternate to cannabis the next time it happens)

“homo ass” is short for hom(e) o(wners) ass(ociation)

“homo” is for short for hom(e) o(wner)
- I used to work in a place with people who's title was Program Analyst. And in all the HR/IT systems they were always shown as PROG ANAL next to their name and photo.
- Also can be
  
  "homo" - hope of missing out
LoL, thank you for that!

If you are in an HOA you already fucked up.

Getting decent housing that isn't in an HOA in some regions is a privilege a lot of people don't have. At least they were still able to attain some homeownership.
- If someone can kick you out of your house because you painted your fence the wrong color then you don't own your house.
Like everything in life, not all HOAs are the same. There's definitely a bias surrounding them, because people who live in good ones don't complain every time they're mentioned.
- But how hard is it to turn a good one bad? You really just need one or two people with money and nothing to do.
I was so shocked when I learned that in the same country that gives guns to children because muH FrEedOmS, you cannot let your lawn grow out on your own property because some Karen down the road doesn't like the way it looks.

Tomo means friend in Japanese (友), so my bilingual ass would probably go the other direction and end up interpreting her messages to be more cheery than intended.

"Tomo the street sweeper is coming through so don't forget to park in your driveways."

"Tomo we are holding our annual HOA elections; make sure to attend!"

"Trash pickup was days ago, so don't let me catch your cans out tomo."

At least you don't have a co-worker that messages you Happy Fri-yay! and Happy Fri-yay eve!

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays
If I had a coworker like that, I'd begin to understand Ted Kaczynski more
- How well do you understand him at this time?
When you work with Ned Flanders:

Shouldn't it be 'tmrw'?

Came here to say this. Maybe we're too silicon valley and she's too whatever the other valley is in valley girl.

Are they the same valley? Am I having a stroke?
I've never seen that either but I like it more. Not much more but it's a low bar.
I'll tell you tomo
- https://youtu.be/6CJWo5TDHLE
I like tmro. It rolls off the tongue nicely

The horrific story of "Megan and the HOA Murder" tomo night on True Crime.

I thought it was 2moz, at least that's what I've seen here in Australia

This is why your people were exiled to the other side of the planet.
- That was the real crime of those convicts... How they spoke!
Yeah tomoz is common. Also see: tomoz arvo

I know I'm getting older but this would bother me as well. It seems like a terrible way to shorten the word in my head. I think my brain just doesn't like vowels and wants words to be shortened to end with consonants. Things like HOA make sense because they are all individual words.

Also 'tomo' is a prefix meaning cut, e.g. Computed Tomography.
- So what you are saying is that OP should tomo her neighbour?

Tomato tomo 🍅

Tomo pomo ("see you tomorrow, postmodernist").

All I need to be featured on a crime show is otherwise intelligent, educated people who type "u" in place of "you". The only thing that can make someone seem dumber is a backwards baseball cap.