IninewCrow @ ininewcrow @lemmy.ca

Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous

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It can take a little bit of rain .... the day this happened it just sprinkled for a little bit. It would probably be a problem if there had been a huge downpour but that didn't happen.

This was all about 25 years ago and the paint still looks good .... but now that you mentioned it, it probably needs to be renewed now.

I physically had the same reaction after reading this

It's not the 50s unless Captain Pike smokes a cigarette while giving out orders and drinks coffee from a paper cup. Then asks a sexy female officer to get him a plate of fried bacon and eggs because he hasn't eaten since his last shot of rye last night.

But I don't know what I'm talking about .... that 50s mashup is amazing

Socialize costs and expenses

Privatize profits and benefits

I'm sure once maps of Mars become common place ... they'll keep accidentally including New Zealand there instead.

I'm guessing you also enjoy your whipped cream ....

3000

You need some big number attached to the name to make it sound technical and powerful

I think that's called reddit

Lol .... this made me think of a dystopian universal translator in the Terran Universe

Where the translator takes anything negative you say or any protestation or any disagreement and just translates it all into plain language in a normal volume voice like 'I respectfully disagree' ... even as you are screaming and shouting

Even as they are carrying you away into the Agony Booth ... the translator just keeps speaking over your screaming and shouting ... 'I respectfully disagree'

The computer .... just before the ship wide system malfunction destabilizes the warp core ...

He's up to 8 hours in the sun now

Exactly

My best memory of my old friend was when me and couple of friends were sitting in my backyard with all our painting equipment. I was getting ready to paint the whole house but we were worried about rain. There were dark clouds in part of the sky, and we couldn't figure out if the weather report was going to forecast rain in our area or not. We were all debating that it was going to rain so we better not start ... while also saying that this is the only day we had time to do all this work.

My old friend Barry (we called him Bud) just laughed at us all .... grabbed a brush, opened a can of paint and started painting. He said it's not raining right now so you'd better start .... and if it does start raining, you can stop.

It trickled rain for a little bit and we stopped mid afternoon .... but by the end of the day, we finished painting the house.

Thanks Bud ... I follow his forecasting logic all the time now.

Universal translator spontaneously catches fire

lol ..... I'm Indigenous Canadian and the joke in a lot of Indigenous Native families is that we should all have at least one white friend

I'm married to a white Irish Canadian ... and the joke in her family is that they should have at least one Native friend

We complete each other's families

This guy looks like an evil mutant villain that generates and controls wind

All this just sounds like school yard shouting from lame assed bullies that shout insults but you know they will run as soon as you approach them

I don't need a machete to milk a cow

My best advice was from a friend of mine about 30 years ago

He was far older than me and he just told me .... the forecast? ... just open the door and step outside ... is it raining? yes? no? ... is it sunny? yes? no? ... is it snowing? yes? no? ... is it windy? yes? no? ... has the apocalypse arrived? yes? no?

that's all the forecasting you need.

If I had a coworker like that, I'd begin to understand Ted Kaczynski more

You should purposely misspell it from time to time to ..... homo

And when people point it out, just apologize and say it was a typo .... be very apologetic and sincere and even offer to send cupcakes to them for the inconvenience (include some mild laxative in the cupcake .... and alternate to cannabis the next time it happens)