I'm a good parent but a goat is a goat
68 0 ReplyGoats are cheaper than children
16 0 ReplyAnd they do a better job keeping the lawn mowed.
29 0 ReplyBut are they cheaper than kids?
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I showed this to my daughter and she said that I can barely manage a cat
Can I sell back the goats for another daughter?
43 0 ReplyNo but you can sell her for another cat.
24 0 ReplyDeal!
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You could but you know inflation and something something in this economy and surging pricing...point is it's going to be at least twenty percent more goats.
5 0 ReplyOr 20% less child...
I don't know if this means the child is younger... Missing more limbs or older...
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How sexy is the goat?
31 0 ReplyIs that how you measure children?
7 0 ReplyIt's how he measures goats. Keep up.
24 0 ReplyYoung goats are called "kids."
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Give the horny mob your daughters so they keep away from the visiting angels.
24 0 ReplyBut they should write an IOU for you to claim the goats later
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Ok purely hypothetical here: how many goats are we talking about?
19 0 Reply5 male goats, 1 male and one female, or two female goats. Your pick
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At least maybe then I'd get some help taking care of the lawn.
19 0 Reply"We've been unable to hire staff for our diner at minimum wage because nobody wants to work anymore. How many goats for two waitresses and a dishwasher?"
13 0 ReplyThey were on a mission from God.
8 0 ReplyThe going rate in goats for a teenage bride is pretty expensive these days though. Don't ask me how I know.
7 0 ReplyI’d like to know what the going rate is.
3 0 ReplyAbout eight goats and a wheel of cheese.
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TIL, early Christians were just Libertarians.
6 0 ReplyHmmm... I've been struggling to get in touch with last year's lawn service. Goats could indeed come in handy.
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