The Pantser @ ThePantser @lemmy.world

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You spent 20 grand on a cat? Why? That seems like a horrible investment.

Cats are assholes

Herbie dives in

Which will promptly malfunction and sanitize passengers.

It's a sex stone

Just a fucking rock

But too bad he won't, he's too much of a chicken and Christian.

It will be a cover by some pop or rap star and it will be cringe.

Could be a use case for a 3D print. Just model a valve that covers over what's left.

Come to Florida where the beaches are as shitty as our politics.

Awesome, maybe I'll be able to afford a whole home battery soon

Mail order bride?

You would be wrong, the only viable housing they will provide will be cells.

I've played enough Zelda to know that chickens do attack in packs so why wouldn't a T-Rex and how do we know? For all we know they were purple and sang songs.

Naw he just got human flesh colored tattoos.

Or if you are in your 30s, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Look at her little vajayjay, nope still weird.

You mean when they started to argue like children who the better golfer was? The people don't give a shit who is better at golf. Unless we can end wars with a golf-off between world leaders.

But they forcibly prevented the parents from protecting their own children. It's fine to say you won't protect and serve but by preventing the parents from going in should be some degree of murder. How the fuck could good Samaritan laws work if the people are required to act.

Good luck, if you ever watch any of the free TV apps like freevee they will just hard cut in a commercial, sometimes in the middle of a sentence. Then they have the old places where a commercial was in the OG broadcast and it just fades to black and back. It's really jarring to watch.