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just found a flea on our cat, do we go full nuclear?
  • You spent 20 grand on a cat? Why? That seems like a horrible investment.

  • Flying Beetle
  • Herbie dives in

  • Tesla patents auto sanitization system for its robotaxi cars
  • Which will promptly malfunction and sanitize passengers.

  • I know just where to put this!
  • It's a sex stone

    Just a fucking rock

  • US Supreme Court rules Trump has immunity for official, not private acts
  • But too bad he won't, he's too much of a chicken and Christian.

  • Highlander reboot, starring Henry Cavill in the lead role, the movie is set to start filming in early 2025.
  • It will be a cover by some pop or rap star and it will be cringe.

  • I Just wanted to close the valve...
  • Could be a use case for a 3D print. Just model a valve that covers over what's left.

  • DeSantis stops FL beach closures despite "fecal pollution" warnings
  • Come to Florida where the beaches are as shitty as our politics.

  • don't ever change you're perfect
  • Mail order bride?

  • Supreme Court says cities can ban homeless from sleeping outside
  • You would be wrong, the only viable housing they will provide will be cells.

  • What if Tyrannosaurus Rexes moved and walked like chicken do?
  • I've played enough Zelda to know that chickens do attack in packs so why wouldn't a T-Rex and how do we know? For all we know they were purple and sang songs.

  • Get out of my trailer park
  • Naw he just got human flesh colored tattoos.

  • Martin Mull, Comic Actor of 'Clue,' 'Roseanne' and 'Arrested Development,' Dies at 80
  • Or if you are in your 30s, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

  • things you can only do with boys
  • Look at her little vajayjay, nope still weird.

  • Obama vs. Romney: The first 2012 presidential debate
  • You mean when they started to argue like children who the better golfer was? The people don't give a shit who is better at golf. Unless we can end wars with a golf-off between world leaders.

  • Former Uvalde school police chief, officer indicted in 1st-ever criminal charges over failed response to 2022 mass shooting
  • But they forcibly prevented the parents from protecting their own children. It's fine to say you won't protect and serve but by preventing the parents from going in should be some degree of murder. How the fuck could good Samaritan laws work if the people are required to act.

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  • Good luck, if you ever watch any of the free TV apps like freevee they will just hard cut in a commercial, sometimes in the middle of a sentence. Then they have the old places where a commercial was in the OG broadcast and it just fades to black and back. It's really jarring to watch.

  • New address sign, uses WLED.

    Old sign was small and drivers would miss us. New one is able to change for the seasons. Right now is red,white,blue. !Lit !Day

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