Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Striker @lemmy.world 5mo ago

Taylor is getting all the attention

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His dick got leaked, that's the news... Reminds me of

Sexual intercourse. That's the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh "oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you.." Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don't need to do any more. All done. You're so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That's it. No more. The dude that's like "Oh if I brought you Domino's and I worked at Domino's what would you do?" I'd take the pizza and I'd have sex with you. Cause you're so attractive. The girl "If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?" Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can't resist you. Okay? We're all done. There's no more. What more do we n- I need to fucking delete this app dude.
- I love this video so much.
- What... What was that
  
  I found this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/uWlkFeIVb1
I stopped caring when I saw everyone and their mother talking about it but no one providing any fuckin links
He should see a doctor about that.
Drake's dick didn't get leaked. No pictures = no leaks 🤷‍♂️
- My dick leaks every day I don't take pictures of it you pervert
- Does a video not count?
Isn't this like women's nudes getting leaked?
- No because it's never a big deal when it happens to a man.
  
  For...reasons.
  
  It's such a not big deal that they're writing articles about it.
Drake is honestly just trying too hard because no matter how much legal trouble he gets in people still think he’s a nice and polite Canadian.
- I wasn't even aware he was Canadian. Now I hate him more.
  
  Hey just because we unleashed Drake, Bryan Adams, Justin Bieber, Michael Bublé, and Celine Dion on the world doesn't mean the rest of us are bad people.
heard he got a bat
- Yeah, but there's an age limit. "No entrants over 18"
  
  Gottem!

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