2y ago

I organized the non-stick cooking spray meme into a flowchart and made it open-source

    
    /*
     * This DOT code is provided under the Creative Commons Zero (CC0) license.
     * For details, see: https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
     */
    
    digraph cooking_stick {
    
        rankdir=LR;
    
        node [shape=box]
        node [width=1.0]
    
        here [shape=diamond label="start\nhere"]
        nonstick [label="non-stick"]
        nonspray [label="non-spray"]
        noncooking [label="non-cooking"]
    
        nt_cooking [label="cooking"]
        nt_spray [label="spray"]
    
        ns_cooking [label="cooking"]
        ns_stick [label="stick"]
    
        nc_spray [label="spray"]
        nc_stick [label="stick"]
    
        nt_c_s [label="spray"]
        nt_s_c [label="cooking"]
        ns_c_t [label="stick"]
        ns_t_c [label="cooking"]
        nc_s_t [label="stick"]
        nc_t_s [label="spray"]
    
        
        node [width=1.6 height=1.5 fixedsize=true]
        nt_c_s_i [label="" image="nt_c_s.jpg"]
        nt_s_c_i [label="" image="nt_s_c.jpg"]
        ns_c_t_i [label="" image="ns_c_t.jpg"]
        ns_t_c_i [label="" image="ns_t_c.jpg"]
        nc_t_s_i [label="" image="nc_t_s.jpg"]
        nc_s_t_i [label="" image="nc_s_t.jpg"]
    
        splines=curved
        here -> nonstick
        here -> noncooking
        here -> nonspray
    
        nonstick -> nt_cooking
        nonstick -> nt_spray
    
        nonspray -> ns_cooking
        nonspray -> ns_stick
    
        noncooking -> nc_spray
        noncooking -> nc_stick
    
        nt_cooking -> nt_c_s
        nt_spray -> nt_s_c
        ns_cooking -> ns_c_t
        ns_stick -> ns_t_c
        nc_stick -> nc_t_s
        nc_spray -> nc_s_t
    
        nt_c_s -> nt_c_s_i
        nt_s_c -> nt_s_c_i
        ns_c_t -> ns_c_t_i
        ns_t_c -> ns_t_c_i
        nc_t_s -> nc_t_s_i
        nc_s_t -> nc_s_t_i
    }

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renzev @lemmy.world

2y ago

I organized the non-stick cooking spray meme into a flowchart and made it open-source

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I would like to point out that flamethrowers shoot napalm, which is very sticky by design.
Thank you for your time.
- I also hear it has a pleasant smell, especially in the morning.
- I found your Ted presentation very informative, Fuckfuckmyfuckingass.
- A blast furnace would be more accurate I think
  
  Incidentally, they do make shotguns for knocking slag off the walls of blast furnaces: https://industrialcartridgesa.com/8-gauge-kiln-system/
  I think eventually anything can become sticky. Resulting in having to create something to unstick, but even that'll get sticky. Truly an endless cycle.
- generally only military flametrowers use liquid fuels (like napalm)
  most other flametrowers are gas (gaseus fuel not petrol) powered.
  essentially just big blowtorches
TIL https://graphviz.org/doc/info/lang.html
- DOT/graphviz is great, very useful for making diagrams in reports and such. Now I just wish there was a flavor of Markdown that supported embedded DOT graphs along with LaTeX math. Then we would have truly unprecedented typesetting POWERRRRR!!
  
  Check out Mermaid, btw. You might like it too.
you used the shit butter (fixed). Elgin-style butter sticks (a.k.a. "east coast butter") are half as hard to slice through and you can slice them twice as precisely. it's just a better way to package butter and i will die on that hill.
well maybe i won't die for them but i will at least pay $2 extra for them whenever i'm on the west coast.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter#United_States
- Everybody's a critic!
  But I agree that longer is better. 😜
To release this in public domain all the pictures in it should be free as well
- The DOT code is CC0, which itself doesn't include any images. To compile this meme, you would have to find your own images. Kind of like finding proprietary blobs to build libreboot.

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