Just fuck my shit up
Just fuck my shit up
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Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
I like it. Looks completely insane but upon closer inspection it seems like its actually made really well.
76 0 ReplyATBGE
43 0 ReplyActually a perfect ATBGE, it makes you go eeew and then go oooo
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I thought this was collapsed, but in second glance it’s really how it was constructed.
27 0 ReplyThat means it’s working
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That's... Hmmm. I don't hate it, but it'd probably look better with nicer lighting and some cleaning. As it is it just looks like a mess.
24 0 ReplySet time travel machine to... UK 1981
17 0 ReplyNeeds more avocado fixtures.
5 0 ReplyGimme that fluffy toilet seat cover.
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Buyer: You know that feeling when you binge drink so much that you're still a little tipsy in the morning? I want to feel that way every time I brush my teeth.
Realtor: You're not gonna believe this, but...
12 0 ReplyAlcohol is a drug btw, just saying
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I kinda want this now
7 0 Reply6 0 ReplyFor a bathroom with that aesthetic, there are surprisingly few surfaces to snort cocaine off of.
5 0 ReplyOP is the one who came up with the tilted Linux desktop idea: https://hackaday.com/2023/12/31/welcome-to-the-year-of-the-diagonal-linux-desktop/
4 0 ReplyIf you're in this bathroom sober, you'll feel drunk.
If you're in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.
3 0 ReplyWhat if you're fucked up on shrooms?
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Contractor: that'll be $5k.
Customer: yeah you took to long so I'm only gonna pay $3k. When will you be done?
Contractor: tomorrow. You won't believe the results.
3 0 Replynooooo I hate postmodernism nooooo I hate when things are visually challenging to me I want everything to be normal and boring nooooo
3 0 ReplyI'm getting dizzy just looking at it
2 0 ReplyPisscasso
2 0 ReplyThis picture had me so confused for like 30 seconds.
2 0 ReplySet to Less Than Negative One confirmed.
2 0 ReplyPicasso's bathroom
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