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TIL Pizza is a cylinder

It’s a very flat cylinder, but a cylinder nevertheless.
Cylinders prefer to be called thicc circles.
Like a round toast with stuff on it
- Let's face it, pizza is an open face sandwich.
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Except the mathematical variable name for radius is r. Also for a cylinder you use the term height, not thickness. Which is called h in math. So by all accounts it should be called Pirrh.

Edit: Also also, with this logic you could've just called a pizza "Volume". Would've saved you a lot of time :/

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- No no, I have heard better excuses than that. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have a slice of Volume now thank you very much.
I prefer Taurh

Pizza gets better as "a" approaches zero.

But if a = 0 then PiZZa = PiZZ * 0 = 0
- But it's approaching zero. It never becomes zero. 😙👌
One molecule-thin crust pizza coming up!
- One molecule is thick af, with no extra Cs. Sexy Limits don't stop just because our feeble reality has size limits.
Thin crust + thin toppings.
Extremely wrong. The ideal A:Z ratio is more like 1:4.
- That's just a bread loaf with cheese on top

The a is for altura, which is height in Spanish and therefore probably also in Italian

In Italian it's "altezza" but in this case the better word is "spessore" which means thickness
- Pizza's thicc

Here I thought it was because of Personal Investigator Z.Z. Andersen

It would be 2PiZA, since ZZ is Z squared

EDIT: my bad, I was thinking of circumference

Wat? It is supposed to be squared though...
That would be the surface area of the crust, not the volume
- How does that work out? It doesn't take into account how large the crust is in relation to the rest of the pizza.
2 Pizza? That's even better.
- It's a 2-for-1 deal! Like Little Caesar's! Pizza pizza.

This is the absolute ONLY case where it's acceptable to call a pizza a pie. That being said, well done to the memesmith 😀

But- and hear me out- what if you are a stereotypical Italian chef with a big mustache and a chef's hat and you send it out to the customer? You gotta say, "at's-a good pizza pie!"
- Good point, but I'm actually not that. I'm starting to suspect that very few people actually are!
A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.
- A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.
  Agreed. This guy pies.
This is the absolute ONLY case where it’s acceptable to call a pizza a pie.
Never had deep dish, I take it?
- That's not really pizza OR pie..
- Not OP, but I never have, and not sure if I can get any in my area, but I would like to try it some day.

The parenthesis are pointless. Exponents go first, but multiplication doesn't care about order, and there is only multiplication going on.

They could be used to separate two letter symbol (Pi) from one letter symbol (Z, Z, a)
The parentheses are for clarification and thus not pointless. Know your audience. 🙂👍
- Clarification of what? The joke doesn't need them and neither does the math.

that’s cool, but did you know that you can get more pizza if you order two mediums instead of a single large?

that's insane 😮 did you know that you can get more pizza if you order 2 large pizzas instead of 2 mediums?
I’d say that depends entirely on whether their diameter is larger than half of that of the large pizza.
- Whoa whoa whoa tho... Did you know that if you got three large pizzas it's more than 4 mediums?

Haha I love this

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This is genius.

the z should be lower case
- Yeah Z is the set of integers. Or a random variable. Or something. I dunno, it's been a while.