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fossilesque @mander.xyz

2y ago

Birding is Voyeurism.

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All I'm doing is hiding in bushes to look at tits, what's so wrong about that?
- Personally, I prefer hiding behind dunes to look at boobies at the beach.
  
  Hell yeah, and always make sure to snap a few pics for the collection
Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. "SEX! Sex over here!"
Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug
- (Erm....ACKUALLY)While you can hunt with a 50-caliber. It's usually only with a black powder rifle. Even then, I've seen most .50 black powder rifles use a 44 bullet with a sabbot or something similar.
  That and hunting with larger calibers are usually illegal.
  
  Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season
- Are people hunting with 50 cats?
  
  I've never seen it, but I'm sure there are some furry armies out there.
  
  Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting
Broadcasting calls is kinda looked down upon in the birding community
- Whatever you say, pervert.
  
  I'm no pervert. Anyways I've got to go, I'm going to see if I can experience a Dickcissel, then I'm off to my mates to see his Himalayan snowcock....
  
  Just because I like looking at breeding tits doesn't make me a pervert 😤
- I learned that from Bob's Burgers.
Ornithology? More like hornithology.
Its just catfishing horny birds
- ~~cat~~birdfishing
  catbirding?
I used to care for a tree frog with a croak I could mimic. Anytime I was nearby I'd do it and set them off in response. My understanding (which is limited and like 12 years ago) was that I had a male frog who was trying to one up me in response so he would get all the mates
- But you did get all the frog mates?
  Come on, buddy, don't let us hanging.
  
  Yes, I was drowning in frogussy
birdwatchers: voyeuristic super fans
sport hunters: homicidal stalkers
- https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sickos-haha-yes
@fossilesque wow what is duck hunting then
- Me holding a fake plastic gun up to a light to get max score ggez
- Same thing, but you say "Aha, I see you through my sights!" instead
  
  Also then you murder the bird.
  So more of a Saturday night than a Friday night, if we're sticking to the analogy...
- They're those freaky people that hang out in word of mouth clubs we don't like to talk about.
  https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles-of-ducks
  
  @fossilesque actually interesting af

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