Second page:
Well that clarifies how stupid this guy is to think you can defect to US strategic ally Pakistan. They'll happily let you in, pump you for information, and extradite you right back to the US though.
Incredibly this is real.
Wow, this guy's search history reads like a 12 year old trying to find porn online. Also that search history gets even more pathetic on the second page.
Yeah that's the one where he searches on reddit!
to be fair, the ones that don't look like a 12 year old probably weren't caught.
Concerning that the government can get all that personal info about a person.
The search warrants must get broad in a hurry when the case involves attempted transfer of classified information to unfriendly governments.
They asked Google what his search history was. A search history he could have chosen to delete if he wasn't such an unbelievable pillock. We are hardly talking about Ninety Eightty Four here.
Weird there's no "big titty goth chicks" in there
He's busy spying!
Shoulda been busy fapping. Big Brother stops watching you as soon as they realize you are just jerkin it to freaky stuff like 'Treasonous Blowjobs' and 'How do I defect my hard on?'
Should I go to Switzerland? Nah. I want the spicy experience.
Hell even Sudan would have been an improvement over North Korea.
Damn, I didn't think anyone on hexbear was old enough to be enlisted. 😂
Shoulda used nord vpn! /s
Or just like to an internet cafe or library or something!
"Does Mar-a-Lago have extradition with USA"
For wanna be 007s https://myactivity.google.com/delete-activity
