5d ago

There are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?

I can only hold it so many ways!

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me receiving all those guys nudes
- Can we make them 11?
  
  ...?
- That's entirely too many nudes. You need better acquaintances.
You don't need to hold it. Get a friend to take the picture while you're doing the fist on hips, Superman pose.
- But how do I make friends without a stellar dick pic? It's a chicken/egg situation.
So this one time there was this girl I was exchanging nudes with and I got daring and tried to send one that was kinda like front-facing and she said it looked like Thomas the Tank Engine and I never fully recovered from that.
- Lmao I have the picture in my head and yeah, it totally does look like Thomas the tank engine. She sounds like a keeper TBH.
- She has the train tunnel. Choo motherfuckin’ choo.
Can someone provide references, and/or instructions for classy male nudes?
- Maybe something like this?
  
  Or this one while you are on the can. Women will then assume you are a thinker
- Not quite nude, but you get the idea:
  
  This but unironically. The humor of this image, to me, is the juxtaposition of the character in the pose. But it's actually a pretty flattering pic.
- Don't make your dick the main focus of the shot, it's typically not even in a woman's top three favorite features of a man. Women like a lot of the same things we do, butts, thighs, abs tend to be top of the list.
  
  Fascinating
- Personally, I've started making use of slow-mo to spice up videos. 👀
- https://stan.store/sara_haugen
  This woman makes guides for such.
I mean, unlike with girls, the guy's body only has one exhibit
- I get what you're implying but in the literal sense you're wong.
  Both men and women have a single primary sex characteristic: the equipment between one's legs.
  Just getting a close up picture of any set of equipment is ok but it doesn't show the whole package.
  The rest are secondary and girls have been constantly listing things like really liking buttocks, arms, shoulders, chest, eyes, smile. If you want to take better spicy pictures, think about how to frame other physical attributes as well.
- Maybe yours
What would an ace do with all them wands?
- cast magic missile?
- My wife is ace. They're still good with the wands.
I mean have you seen what we're working with? I swear it's actually impossible to take a dick pic that actually looks good
- You just gotta put some effort into it. You got a whole body not just a dick my dude
- upside down with a reverse backhand stroke.
  almost how it looks in the mirror.

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