Still waiting rule

It has been 6,605 days or 16 years, 7 months, and 7 days that I have been waiting for Sean Hannity to be waterboarded for charity.

Not placing my bets on this one.

The original headline was something like "Cuomo says he's moving to Mexico if Mamdani wins"

But damn do I wish he would do it anyway.

As far as I can tell it’s a parody headline

Please mark this as satire, it isn't real.

Don't threaten me with a good time

Mamdani won't become the mayor until January. Anything could happen to him in the meantime.

Folks, this was a cry for help. Show some empathy and help him along.

Man we can troll this Alan guy by asking him what reason he found to live after Mamdani won