4d ago

Your past affects your future

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"The first one doesn't have an account. He post on Bluesky."
"... percentage of furry contents posted?"
" Around 35%."
" Pass. Two more antidotes to go."
- Gotta pump those numbers up. Rookie numbers.
I once corrected someone's spelling
- The duality of ~~man~~ Lemmy
  
  What's that UI?
- All antidotes for you
I initially saw all 3 beds as cribs which just made it funnier
"Give a half dose to the two worst ones. Maybe they'll pull through."
- 2/3rds of a dose to each one and pray for the best. None of their tweets were funny.
  
  2/3? And what are we doing with the last third of an antidote?
  There’s 3 antidotes per 4 people, or 3/4th dose per person.
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I'm not on X or FB, and while I do have a "mandatory" LinkedIn account, I never post anything. No future healthcare for me, I reckon.
- LinkedIn account get the lethal injection. It's mercy killing at this point. You are now free of Microsoft's clutches child!
  
  LinkedIn is so blandly bad. There's a lot of formulaic slop, but apparently it's effective enough that people don't stop posting it.
  Also I thought all reasonable people agreed that unconscious bias is bad and we should minimize it in the job process, but then LinkedIn goes and says "Everyone have a profile picture! This definitely won't unfairly benefit some kinds of people!"
  Also people who try to use it as a dating service need to be banished from the land.
- Wait until you arbitrarily get asked to scan a government issued ID because you used Firefox with an ad blocker to login. I suggest you scrub your data while you still have access.
  Edit: or Linux, don't know what triggered it and I'm not providing that to some site.
"Triage" he said, with tears in his eyes.
Most people's first reaction is the characters in the comic are checking if the patients are good people or not. Alternatively they could be checking if they are good people or not.
- Nothing to check. I am bad. I want people to die.
  People like Elon, Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos. People like Trump, Couch fucker Vance and all other shit.
Spoiler alert. he is a MAGA.
Does the nurse have sweaty armpits n boobs?
- They do like 14 hour shifts you'd have sweaty boobs too
  
  TIL 14 hour shifts would make me grow boobs
  Anyway I think it's still 24 in a lot of places
  
  hey, they weren't judging
What if they're all terrible people?
- Throw them on some tracks. Let the trolly driver figure it out.
- Then he takes all the antidotes.
- looks out at the general population
  "we are going to need a much bigger shortage of antidotes"
- He will do some coin flips
On it!

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