Favourite Fry line?

"No I'm ... doesn't. "

"Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!"

"I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures."

"I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures"
"An idea?"
Fry grunts excitedly
I love that bit lol
I would’ve also accepted, “Blank?! BLANK?! You’re not looking at the big picture!
You took the two I was saving for today. (First and last). Poop!

Finally you posted this one, been waiting to post my favourite obscure line from the show:

“They’re like sex except I’m having them”

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

Or

Why couldn't she be the other kind of Mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate but then you get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?

Amy: Huh? You don't like chocolate?

Fry: Could chocolate just let me finish?

Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

It tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up

Professor: And Fry, you have that brain thing

Fry: I ALREADY DID!

'Billy West'? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!

"Space... it seems to go on and on forever... but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."

YOU STINK!

Another classic:

"Fry: Wait a minute, is that blimp accurate?

Leela: Yep. It's December 31st 2999.

Fry: My God! A million years!"

Leela: No offense Fry... but you've become a fat sack of crap.

Fry: Sack!?

I say this to myself all the time. I don't know why.

I did do the nasty in the pasty.

Verily

"Cease to exist?! But that's basically all I do!"

Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee.

Why is my coffee shaking? I don't like my coffee shaking!

Leela: "Did you drive a lot in the 20th century?"

Fry: "Nah, nobody drove in New York. There was too much traffic."

Or: Fry: "I don't want you to hear it until it's done."

Leela: "But it's beautiful!"

Fry: "So's a peacock but you don't eat it until it's cooked."

Girls like swarms of things, right?

I can explain that! See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all.

Dirty boy! Dirty dirty boy!
I thought you were anti-dirty, not pro dirty!

Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!

Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!

Leela: But fry, you are poor.

Fry: Yeah but one day I might not be, and then people like me better watch out!

Which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

I'm gonna get you soooo many lizards

But existing is basically all I do!

“What smells like blue?”

“This seems like a good place to take a dump.”

What smells like blue is one of my favourite lines....cause I consider blue a flavour. Mean it's not technically either but I said my stance.

No I'm.. doesn't

Fry: Mister Nimoy, I came as soon as I heard what happened centuries ago. I can't believe your show was banned.

Leonard Nimoy: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Fry: You know. 1966? 79 episodes, about 30 good ones.

Ow! My sperm!

Huh, it didn't hurt the second time.

"Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?"

"I've... not heard of them?"

This is one of my contenders for best joke in the show. I think in the dvd commentary maybe they talk about how they almost axed it because they didn't think anyone would like it.

"Oops", when he misses the button

I love how everyone just split up and quoted every line in the show

Writing was top notch. Every episode shoots witty lines like it's machine gun.

"I've got one single nail. And another nail to nail it with. And I'm going to stop this infernal ice cream machine once and for all!"

Why is the TV getting smaller?

"If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. or an explosive, violent temper, of course you're going to be lonely."

Yet the Zookeeper escaped, thus proving that the deadliest animal of them all... is the Zookeeper!

Can chocolate just let me finish?

Ow...The butter in my pocket is melting.

Spoons in the foot powder!

Did everything just taste purple?

All the ones I thought of were taken (no I'm doesn't! Being a fave), so I'll have to go with the wing place I worked at in 2002; we had quite he fry line!

(A deal is a deal even with a dirty dealer)

Girls like swarms of lizards, right?

I am going to get you so many lizards!

Pack of highly. Got it.

This is a cool way to diiiieeeee....

Help! Police!

All funny ones are gone but I'll go with ...

I love you. When said to Leela.

It's silly cause obviously he does but he tries so hard and I think the parts where Leela returns his affection are some of the sweetest moments in the series (like the Titanic spoof even if it's not directly said I can't recall)

Also I haven't finished the final season, only a few episodes in, savouring it. So maybe something there breaks that idea. But I'll see it if it happens.

Also I haven't finished the final season, only a few episodes in, savouring it.
Which final season?
- Ack meant last, final one that's been shown at this time is all.

...and then it was now and then I dont know what happened.