The future is here
The future is here
The future is here
Blathering blatherskite!
Everyone of age heard this in his voice which makes it even more awesome
Also it is everyone's only source of the word blatherskite! Which is a term for someone who cannot hold their tongue (hence the balthering part).
This is most likely from Ducktales, but it does have big Darkwing Duck energy.
Ah, after a quick search I can see that Darkwing Duck and Gizmoduck were allies at one point in their shared universe, that's cool.
Bikers: "Cars are too safe. I'd like to do away with lateral stability, crumple zones and a roof."
This dude: "...Hold my beer."
that thing is still safer than a car. by so much they aren't even in the same league.
unless you get hit be a car. because the car is the danger.
And, jokes aside, that dude is dressed to handle the fallout much better than anyone who ever got behind the wheel of a car.
This thing will literally catapult you the second there’s a minor glitch.
I very strongly disagree. If you're taking those things on roads you are very, very much in danger. To brake you need to physically shift your entire body instead of just moving a hand or foot, and they have motor brakes instead of friction braking.
https://electrek.co/2025/10/16/new-electric-unicycle-hits-an-insane-93-mph-top-speed/
Cars don't get speed wobbles. Cars have 3 extra wheels in case one wheel hits something slippery.
As a user of just about every type of PEV most electric unicycles are generally safer than scooters assuming you are geared up. You have a much bigger wheel to go over bumps and most modern models will have suspension and good regenerative breaking. Scooters have tiny little wheels and handle bars to cause major injuries.
Most people on euc\electric unicycles are well trained compared to any other PEV group I've seen, not that there's not a fair share of idiot squids.
By that logic, pedestrians are the most foolish.
Who need walk when you have car?
I realize you're joking, but the vehicles considered to be the first motor car and first motorcycle were both created in the same year, FYI - neither is a response to the other.
I've been calling these dweebs gizmo duck for years lol
Life is like a hurricane,
Gizmoduck
Gizmodork
Did you really have to show me this? Now I have a desire to buy (borrow?) one of these for a Halloween costume.
What happens when the battery dies and you become a projectile? A guy tools around on one of these in my neighborhood and it seems orders of magnitude less safe than even motorcycling.
First you get warning beeps long before it's truly out of battery then tilt back and slow down to stop. You can enable emergency low battery mode on some and go very slow for a little longer but even in that mode it will slow to stop before it totally runs out.
Now I want to see a really good Gizmoduck cosplay.
Alien Rides!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5QvXR7cFVs
Claptrap?
Claptbtbtbtrap
Looks like one of the robots from the animated movie Robots
Does every city have one of these guys? Although this one doesn't have the small rearview mirrors on his helmet.
There's at least one in my city, he looked like an all black Masterchief weaving between dense traffic going uphill, I was pretty amazed. The most sci fi looking method of travel I've seen.
Krachbummente?
It's been around bro . Ever seen a compact disk?
it would be so cool to watch them race
I just found this clip on Alien Rides yt channel. I'd say he's soooo ready to race!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5QvXR7cFVs